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I'm not actually Superman. he/him
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Getting sick of "bad not catastrophic" and "catastrophic" being the only two possible election results these days tbh

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Who called it a papal conclave instead of a popelarity contest

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OpenAI isn't on the path to becoming a for profit company! They spent $9 billion to lose $5 billion last year! And if you think Sam Altman is some virtuous guy being pushed around by venture capitalists you are a god damn mark, holy shit

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Sporck

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I miss my idiot cats

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... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... - Snake who knows Morse code

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The Monkey is the M3GAN of this year, yes. even though there's another M3GAN movie coming out.

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I think I've contracted attention seeking. Should get that looked at.

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1979. Plus ça change.

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Pope fact: black smoke means "no new pope." White smoke means "new pope." Green smoke means "Antichrist located, send in airstrike."

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I might well get sick of the upkeep effort long before I get there but I suddenly find myself missing having long hair

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Lent my vacuum cleaner that can handle wall drilling dust (apparently regular vacuum filters let it through and it'll gum up and explode the motor) to a pal several years ago and I just got it back so I have no excuse to not put up various shelves and cupboards around the house any more

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honk

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We're watching M3GAN and y'know what, I think the writers of this film understand modern tech a lot better than tech bros do

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Tu, make the sandwiches. Tu, biscuits. Et tu, brew tea.

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Amazing ego-deflating moment yesterday at lunch. Staff member comes over. ‘I think we have one of your books in the office.’ Me (smugly flattered): that’s entirely possible. He: yes, you left it here last time you visited.

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Sometimes it's nice to go through your own old posts tbh

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I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Sorry, no. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.

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My old man's a hat thief He wears a dustman's hat

submitted 543 days ago • 5 comments

I hope this finds you well

submitted 520 days ago • 8 comments

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum. I'm also outta ass. I planned this terribly.

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I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up

submitted 517 days ago • 27 comments

Fire sprinklers have a glass vial of liquid holding a metal cap in place on a pressurised water line. When the liquid gets to a specific temperature, it expands enough to shatter the vial and the cap shoots off, allowing the sprinkler to sprinkle.

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I spotted something in an empty cupboard in the office that had presumably accidentally dropped behind a shelf and been lost there at some unnamed point in the past It is a tiny art book with 80 photos of vaginas

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