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Except no Italian mobster would ever wear such ill-fitting suits.

submitted 36 minutes ago • 7 comments

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know witchcraft.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

ICE agents frantically trying to find a sharpie to draw an MS-13 tattoo on the elderly woman’s hand before people start asking questions.

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

Every time Chris Cillizza trends, I remember these tweets.

submitted 2 days ago • 253 comments

If you think you’ve made poor life decisions, there is a woman who not only married Stephen Miller, she left him for Elon Musk.

submitted 2 days ago • 98 comments

Lmao no

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m 16 and I’m going to marry a handsome prince! Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

We need a Disney Princess who’s going through menopause.

submitted 2 days ago • 45 comments

When you’re a handsome boy who loves belly rubs.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

We must find this vandal and give them a medal.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

But let’s talk more about Joe Biden.

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Inside you there are two Dick Wolves

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Hey, Russians, you better stop picking on super-tough uber-MAGA President Donald Trump. 'Cause if you don’t, something bad is going to happen. And not just something normal, bad. We’re talking REALLY BAD. My column on America's big, strong boy: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Kind of wonder if the courts that struck down cancelling student debt will be okay with cancelling students.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Oh you’re not comfortable sharing a public restroom with trans people? Well I’m just not comfortable sharing a public restroom with bigoted creeps who are constantly thinking about other people’s genitals, including children’s.

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

“Mom, how did World War 3 start?” Well, honey, a very powerful, evil, stupid man initiated a dick measuring competition with a very powerful, evil, smart man, and then the bombs started dropping.

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

If you can’t criticize Last Of Us without attacking Bella Ramsey for not being pretty enough for you, stay the fuck out of the conversation.

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

After this pic was taken, a camel spit on her, so she shot it in the head.

submitted 4 days ago • 26 comments

Every negative review of Last of Us is some grown-ass man complaining that Ellie isn’t conventionally hot.

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

How it started/How it’s going. Adopt don’t shop.

submitted 4 days ago • 50 comments

NEW VIDEO: My Sunday night look at what happened in court last week and a breakdown on the major voting rights lawsuits to keep an eye on in the week ahead. youtube.com/watch?v=rniE...

submitted 5 days ago • 42 comments

JD Vance’s paternal grandfather was a racist couch according to Klancestry dot com.

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

I like to imagine these speeches carved in marble, displayed right next to the Emancipation Proclamation or the "Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You" speech

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

For those of you who knew Victoria Brownworth on Twitter, she passed away from cancer yesterday. She was a fearless journalist who reported on AIDS in the 80s (when Reagan was ignoring it), lifted up the LGBTQ community, & rooted out corruption. Her wife, Maddy Gold, died of cancer in 2022.

submitted 6 days ago • 1733 comments

Inside you there are 2 voids…

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

Imagine if wild animals could read and understand what’s happening. You know they’d be doing everything they can to help expedite the end of the human race.

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

This might sound crazy, but hear me out, ok? If you don’t want a covid booster, don’t get a covid booster. Leave the rest of us out of it.

submitted 7 days ago • 42 comments