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ohonestly.bsky.social
😌🙃 nyc via ohio. marketing consultant, creative director, copywriter, podcast producer, morning person. my interests are varied & ridiculous. nevernotmedia.com
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"They got the shooter in BH-2" The guy in BH-2:

[Bob from Bob's Burgers voice] Oh my god @hellsdanielles.bsky.social

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

I was vehemently anti-Torts when the Flyers hired him but damn it, the ornery bastard grew on me. I'm bummed!!! I don't think he's The Problem w this team right now! nytimes.com/athletic/6235254/2025/03/27/flyers-fire-john-tortorella/

[unholy shrieking]

pls

"We've replaced the largely 1-way street of mass media w/ not even just a 2-way street of mass media & the internet, like we had in the 2010s, but an infinitely expanding intersection of cars that all think they have the right of way" 🙃 garbageday.email/p/when-was-the-last-time-you-felt-consensus

I made a cross stitch pattern! It's a stylized map of NYC's 41 Broadway theaters. You can snag it as a PDF download from the lil Etsy shop I just launched: nevernotmediastudio.etsy.com/listing/1887...

lollll not me and my neighbor blasting the new Haim song at the same time. Ladies of taste

It took over a decade of active theatergoing but with today's matinee of Gypsy I've finally seen a show in every single Broadway theater, AMA

Shoutout to the ESPN scorebug LYING that it's the first period when it is, in fact, the second

This is the only Eric Adams tiktok we need tbh imo. It's a masterpiece. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2C8K2G6/

Is Jack Hughes "injured" or is he "time traveling back to 1993 to guest star on Law & Order"

"Theirs is a vision of life free of all personal affronts, where they are never forced to deal in any meaningful way with the reality of other people. [...] I think there's a better way to live." @brandyjensen.bsky.social defector.com/i-will-take-...

"There is a time and place for solipsism, but it is not while coming to a dead stop just after stepping off a crowded escalator." - @barryp.bsky.social defector.com/there-are-ot...

Found my dream wallpaper in an episode of Law & Order from 1993

The Four Nations giving out gold medals AND a cup trophy like "Would a 'pointless' tournament have THESE??"

Yeeeesh, the white HP logos on the front/back wings and engine cover of the SF-25. Hideous. If enforcing your brand logo guidelines means basically defacing the Ferrari you've spent millions to sponsor, you're doing branding AND sponsorship wrong

. @hellsdanielles.bsky.social's review of Ray Romano: "Like if Adam Sandler was self-conscious"

I know I'm hockeypilled bc whenever these football players willfully and maturely extract themselves from a huge tackle pile on the ground instead of fully pausing the game to whale on each other like idiots I'm lowkey disappointed

Loomer 😒

Seeing Lewis Hamilton in Ferrari red...he's like an undercover detective about to start field work...like don't worry king u look super convincing rn for sure 😉 They'll never be able to tell 🤫

"You know how Donald Trump is a pervert for people born on May 28, meaning Rudy Giuliani and Marco Rubio and, presumably, if he ever met me, me? And probably Kylie Minogue too?" - @hellsdanielles.bsky.social

Whymst the FRICK does D*wny spell "Unstopables" like that

Maybe people booing during the national anthem at sporting events will finally get leagues to stop mandating the national anthem at sporting events....maybe this is how I win

Another interesting comparison: In 1961, a Boeing 707 carrying the entire US figure skating team crashed in Belgium. According to a 2011 piece, US skating execs mandated that no team en route to international competition could fly together again. espn.com/espn/eticket/story?page=110215/skatingcrash

Having coincidentally spent literal hours reading about plane crashes on Wikipedia yesterday afternoon 🙃 I'll note that in 1949, a descending passenger plane and a Bolivian fighter jet collided just southwest of the runway at then-Washington National Airport; 55 died including 2 congressmen

Refs decline to penalize a head hit on Poehling that resulted in him leaving the ice, then minutes later give Farabee 2 for an extremely basic slash that didn't even accomplish anything. Love refs, hope to understand them someday

I knew congestion pricing would make a difference but it's still unreal to see: I live a stone's throw from southbound 2nd Ave., typically gridlocked & noisy as hell w traffic headed to midtown, but it's Monday rush rn & vehicles are streaming by without delay. I haven't heard a horn go off in hours

Age is just a number, youth is overrated, etc etc, but god I love getting carded. Gasp when u see my birth yearrrr tell me I look amazingggg

The only good internet videos are a handful of Vines, the Jenny Nicholson Galactic Cruiser YouTube essay, and the Grill the Grid clip where Sebastian Vettel flawlessly names every single F1 champion in reverse chronological order from memory

None of my friends wanna see pics of my gunked-up pinkeye situation :(

Can we please herd the "ethically" non-monogamous couples over to their own goddamn dating app already. Greedy

Toast says merry chrism. Merry crisis