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WE DID IT!!!! #YNWA #20

CHAMPIONS!! #YNWA

I don't know, you know. Spurs could get one a minute for the next 5 minutes. #LIVTOT

They say you should dress for the job you want, but I don't know what the uniform is for the people who play keepy-uppy with tinned tomatoes in the back room of the Asda.

Liverpool stands up for trans rights.

make america healthy again is all about eating more fast food and making lists of queer and autistic people but does not include cheaper or free healthcare which is interesting

Don't mean to worry Elon Musk or anything, but I just saw Tesla walking into the sunset with Paddington.

We now cross live to Keir Starmer. #TransWomenareWomen

St. George's Day. When 'patriots' take to the internet with invented stories of being prevented from celebrating, in honour of a man known for solving a problem that didnt exist.

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?" Guy with pockets filled with Trill: Charisma.

If white smoke appears from the Pentagon, it means they've found a new Defense Secretary. If the smoke is black, Pete Hegseth is trying to burn his phone.

Taxman "What's your profession?" "I was thinking comedian. I've been paid for 25 years, done national tours, won awards, done tv, radio,closed the Store, 15 international capital cities. Problem is, Julie H on Facebook has said "Comedian???? I've seen funnier turds" So I'm not entirely sure."

It's le Poisson Steve, not le Poisson Eve.

Has anyone heard if those statues that got a bit of chalk on them at the trans rights protest yesterday survived the night?

What kind of misunderstanding led to the IDF lying about it and trying to cover it up?

As if Jesus would come back to this x

If not patriarchy, why patriarchy shaped? #transWomenAreWomen

Overheard in my living room: Huyton- two dogs fightin'. Norris Green - too many dogs fightin'. #niche

Just a little update for the busy, from the world of science: 1) There's no life on K2-18b 2) Vaccines cause adults 3) They are not Dire Wolves Carry on.

Happy Bat Appreciation Day! The German word for a bat, Fledermaus, means “flutter mouse.” The Basque word, saguzar, means “old mouse.” And the Estonian word, nahkhiir, means “leather mouse.” But to me (and to anyone who’s seen the picture below) the correct term for bats will always be “sky puppies”

If sports teams were goth: • The Dallas Ankhs • The Seattle Freeze • The Cleveland Gloom • The Baltimore Ravens • The Gotham Gargoyles • The Minnesota Mourners • The Washington Warlocks • The San Francisco 666ers • The New England Banshees • The Pittsburgh Cryptkeepers

3 things autistic kids will actually never do: 1. Pick up a roadkill bear from the side of the road and put it in their van to eat 2. Realize they could get in trouble for eating the bear 3. Leave it in Central Park to frame a cyclist for its murder

Let's get one thing straight - the Supreme Court ruling doesn't confirm that sex-based rights are to be based on biology. They'll be based on the best guess of someone's biology based on GC opinions of how a woman should look, dress, walk, talk. #UnderHisEye

The UK Supreme Court can rule whatever it likes about whether trans women are legally women or not. The law will eventually change and equality will prevail. Fuck this government and its alignment with such hate.

After many years of dealing with them, I’ve realized the thing that upsets TERFs the most is when trans people are happy and accepted. They simply can’t understand how we don’t hate ourselves for being trans or that anyone can accept, love or even be IN love with us when we transition.

Trans people's rights are in the dirt, and the people who put them there aren't feminist heroes but rabid bigots. #TransWomenAreWomen #TransMenAreMen

It would have been a proper surprise if he'd appeared on Gladiators

Telling my kids this was Don Jr.

WAYYYYOOOO. Salah! #EgyptianKing #YNWA @kittyvondave.bsky.social