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there is almost no excuse for wearing pajama pants in public. if you do this, you are exhibiting loser behavior

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the thing about gemstones thats so good is not describing the events of the show with friends, but quoting insane lines youve never heard before in the voices of the people who said them. walking around my office saying “daaamn beej, you got me slick”. i dont even know what the show’s story is

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Betis Fiorentina is my dream kit matchup

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

i think oral histories are dumb

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

/Charles Barkley voice "Sarah Michelle Gellar"

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

called my chinese food place for lunch, usually order online, he said “the usual, Adam?” god damn dude i didnt know we were like that

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When we bring the guillotines out this guy is gonna clap and cheer and ask “cool who’s that for?”

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

this song, at the end of an episode of Gemstones, is so fun and delightful i cant get enough of it. i wish i spoke spanish i want to sing along

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Diaz hive stand UP

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nobody will ever make a future floating car city better than in the FIFTH ELEMENT. Andor’s coruscant wishes it was even close

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All the expensive clothes on Ghorman are found at the house of Rylanz, but you can find nice discount stuff at GHORMAN MIILLLLLSSSS

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Bix Caleen please peel my skin off my body like a banana

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Ok Vancouver

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Whatever happened to big titty grand-milfs who love "going on the boat" and sending the oysters rockefeller back for being "too sandy"? A lot of people would kill for that.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I understand that everyone has their own objections to Bill Belichick's beautiful and normal relationship. Mine is that his previous type was age-appropriate North Jersey divorcees. He should be going to dinner at 615 with someone named Donna, not entangled in a conservatorship scam by a Jordon.

submitted 1 day ago • 87 comments

“I didn’t know he was sick”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

how much do i have to pay to have Bix Caleen kill ME with a wrench?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the entire democratic party needs to bury every clinton consultant at sea and just go pritzker mode. how much bigger a softball can they give you than a suit saying “we want your entire lineage in factories forever”

submitted 2 days ago • 122 comments

a thing that happens more often than it should is that my wife, at the end of the day, will ask me “did you eat any vegetables today?” and ill tuck my chin and mumble “no”. this shouldnt happen in a civilized society! my wife should not have to check that her husband eats veggies! get her a new one!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i love sending drunk emails to my senators to do a specific thing or they can suck my baby dick, then getting a 6 paragraph form email 3 weeks later in response

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that dumb bitch press secretary always sounds like shes about to cry. fuck you cry baby. knees wobbling voice breaking cry baby bitch

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humans were not meant to sit behind a desk for their entire adult life. they were meant to be doing the missingno glitch in gameboy pokemon and getting 99 master balls

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

there is almost no excuse for wearing pajama pants in public. if you do this, you are exhibiting loser behavior

the thing about gemstones thats so good is not describing the events of the show with friends, but quoting insane lines youve never heard before in the voices of the people who said them. walking around my office saying “daaamn beej, you got me slick”. i dont even know what the show’s story is

Betis Fiorentina is my dream kit matchup

i think oral histories are dumb

/Charles Barkley voice "Sarah Michelle Gellar"

called my chinese food place for lunch, usually order online, he said “the usual, Adam?” god damn dude i didnt know we were like that

When we bring the guillotines out this guy is gonna clap and cheer and ask “cool who’s that for?”

this song, at the end of an episode of Gemstones, is so fun and delightful i cant get enough of it. i wish i spoke spanish i want to sing along

Diaz hive stand UP

nobody will ever make a future floating car city better than in the FIFTH ELEMENT. Andor’s coruscant wishes it was even close

All the expensive clothes on Ghorman are found at the house of Rylanz, but you can find nice discount stuff at GHORMAN MIILLLLLSSSS

Bix Caleen please peel my skin off my body like a banana

Ok Vancouver

Whatever happened to big titty grand-milfs who love "going on the boat" and sending the oysters rockefeller back for being "too sandy"? A lot of people would kill for that.

I understand that everyone has their own objections to Bill Belichick's beautiful and normal relationship. Mine is that his previous type was age-appropriate North Jersey divorcees. He should be going to dinner at 615 with someone named Donna, not entangled in a conservatorship scam by a Jordon.

“I didn’t know he was sick”

how much do i have to pay to have Bix Caleen kill ME with a wrench?

the entire democratic party needs to bury every clinton consultant at sea and just go pritzker mode. how much bigger a softball can they give you than a suit saying “we want your entire lineage in factories forever”

i love sending drunk emails to my senators to do a specific thing or they can suck my baby dick, then getting a 6 paragraph form email 3 weeks later in response

that dumb bitch press secretary always sounds like shes about to cry. fuck you cry baby. knees wobbling voice breaking cry baby bitch

humans were not meant to sit behind a desk for their entire adult life. they were meant to be doing the missingno glitch in gameboy pokemon and getting 99 master balls

would like to ask the press secretary to carry a tray of soup through the Jackass offices

cast of the gemstones is the 98 Yankees

sometimes you just gotta rip some Rolling Stones

amazon is so good

AI but for the black sections of the stick em’ art poster