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Is there a way I can use the trolley problem to get out of a DUI ?

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Children in the street oft malign me and hurl insults my direction but I remain strident knowing my well wishers are plenty

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My ops often act in a manner I would describe as uncouth

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All my homies are bellicose

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The Substance (2024) could have been good if they recast demi moores character with someone younger and hotter

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we need a pope who really likes jacking off

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we need a pope who is a Jewish guy

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we need woke stalinkas

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She ooooohhh'd on my earthrider until I was thanking the Great lakes

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She rasa'd on my tabula until I

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First as tragedy then as farce THEN as screwball comedy

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I'm acab except for EMTs

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Kendrick listening to San Jose based 90s indie rock band: DUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Kendrick watching a physical comedy from the silent film era : BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Kendrick in the patisserie: CUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

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Shakespeare could have been great if she had had a laptop

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All my ops are pro choice which I also am

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I love my ops except for the gay ones those ones I adore

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my ops are mostly Learned doctors

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All my ops have big beautiful rifles

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all my ops have beautiful bodies

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all my ops have particular taste

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they're making it illegal to be Luka Doncic

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I'm straight (evil) in february (and every month)

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I'm gay in February

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Emma chamberlain is in the sunken place for white people

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