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.°・ may age 22 • they/she/it ΘΔ • video editor & fartist ・°. • FORMER siiva mgmt/apandah editor, @fartknocker2k on twt • CURRENT co-editor for degenerocity • i love my wife 💞 @swagspen.bsky.social 💞
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they should invent a way to escape the physical form without use of hard drugs

i'm constantly haunted in my dreams by ghosts of my past but it's chill

IRL gooner spotted

NEW roommate update they're better than me at smash

chud dog pictures that go hard

my new year's resolution is to smash pussy and drink a minimum of 300ml vodka every morning

PC gaming performance tip: disable TAA and cover your screen in vaseline for the same effect

i went to my family christmas party today and someone made a hawk tuah joke

(most suicidal person you've ever met) "i should start playing warframe again"

you never see an A&W in an area that's livable

my bitch wife's bass keeps giving my fingers blisters

i stopped posting roommate updates because "he's gotten physically violent" isn't as funny

when you wake up and 60% of humanity is still alive

i got invited to a queer thanksgiving earlier today i have got to start living like this

they should invent brain damage you can turn off

do you think there's someone out there who thinks Weird Al's first name is Weird

2025 is the year we're bringing back :v

new economy rule: when i'm poor everything should cost 5 dollars

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USB C cables after you look at them slightly wrong

they should invent a big version of minigolf

it's 4channer language but got i wish that "(You)" had an analog on other websites. i should be able to reply to people solely to acknowledge them but not actually respond to any of the dumb bullshit they're saying

my favorite part about this guy is this lightbulb he put in the shower that's a deep blue and can only be changed with an AI chatbot. he is too stupid to remember how to use it so it is deep blue forever. shaving in the shower feels like a mario party minigame

i need to draw my sona with my actual body type (stocky and bottom-heavy) more often... this doodle's probably the best i've ever gotten it