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GoPokes - OkState - CFB - “Flaming Brand” enthusiast - Odd Sense of Humor?
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I am “I have a hard time judging how fast cars are going by their headlights at night” years old.

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But will he take the piranha plant from my warp pipe?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

[dramatically spits out chili dog] Diane, you’re never gonna believe this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How do you know they are a man? Should have asked them to prove it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

“Green car owners get free eggs and fertilizer with this one trick…”

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so cold bats are trying to get in.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

- temps call for chili and cornbread. (With beans you savages)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If we run up they can’t stop us all.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Whataburger to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Dale Jr was a DEI hire

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

To whom it may concern: I did not fuck around, therefore I would like to opt out of finding out.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Ah the voting buffet. “But I didn’t vote for that”. You may only wanted to meatloaf but you have to take the fried fish too. Also the mashed potatoes are instant and the gravy sucks.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

It’s so beautiful

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Spicy Hot?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Tiger Balm is like cinnamon icy hot.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Phase 2 is known as measles.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you need a little Pappasito’s breakfast taco to get right.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Sigh

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments