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Me, trying to convince my wife we are not missing a shade of blue in our Lego bags:

I'm trying out the AZERTY format on my phone and this is qzesine!!

I'd be the one that opens Schrodinger's box to check on the cat.

If this reality is a simulation, it must have been developed using the waterfall methodology

America is less "Health & Wellness" and more "Wealth & Hellness"

I know what I know, I do what I do, I'm nobody else, I'm just SME

camel Casing Is Cool Pascal Casing Is Awesome aPple cAsing iS jUst fUcking dUmb

Sitting in the waiting room at the cardiologist, the last song to play before dead silence in the room is Willie Nelson's "Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die" Bless you Willie

Vagus nerves are right bastards

If I had a naturalistic name, I'd be "Broken Wind"

Ok, here me out maybe we need to revisit IPoAC: www.tomshardware.com/news/yes-a-p...

Why can't we just call it treason? I mean, attempting to overthrow the rule of law, is an attempted coup at best. Why tip-toe around the vocabulary?

"Nobody in their right mind would think that encasing a Republican legislature with light rail would be a good idea." Ben Toma R AZ State Senate Surrounding republicans with the people they're actually supposed to represent is apparently an abhorrent thought.

Well, I guess I know how to say "gullible" in Russian now.

For any conspiracy nuts out there: We're closer to salamanders than lizards.

If you've made a sound while doing this, you can do this: https://boingboing.net/2022/03/10/this-linguistic-analysis-of-the-pop-punk-accent-is-absolutely-fascinating.html Also, this gif syncs up to any Let's Go Bowling track you care to pick.

ADHD meds to blink or have interesting facts printed on them. Aside from Alzheimer's patient, we're probably next in line for the "Most likely to forget your meds" title.

Weather reports need an update for today's modern world. "Chance of precipitation" is no longer enough. I'm also going to need to know what will be falling (rain, ash, chemical fallout, space debris, etc), and how much, am I going to need an umbrella or inflatable craft and 2 weeks rations?

I'm normally not one for the remake band wagon, but holy shit a Toxic Avenger remake starring Peter Dinklage as Toxie is a fever dream come true!

If you were a kid when “Red Red Wine” came out… UB40 something

The quickest way between two points is to try to accomplish something along the way.

Mobile Pokemon games sending a message I approve of

It's ok Jira, I, too, overuse words to the point they become all I can think.

By eliminating caffeine from your diet, you can lose 80% of your will to live.

Fold5 has landed! I'm loving this thing. It both fits in my pocket and my hands! @samsung.bsky.social

My Fold 5 shipped early! So, I'm sitting here refreshing the UPS page like an 8 year old, awake, at 4am Xmas morning.

Once this whole strike situation is settled, I want a Meet the Feebles remake. Dream casting? (Aside from a bunch of Kiwis this time around) Does anybody know Peter Jackson? Is this something that can happen?

Cat pics are great and all, but where's the doggo love on blue sky?

Corpo consulting is a blast!