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ol-scarbrain.bsky.social
She/they. ♌︎ ♋︎ ♐︎. Single mom with multiple sclerosis. Born & raised in Evansville, IN - home of the Poon Saloon. Veterinary CSR. 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 twitter - @ol_scarbrain
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I’m not afraid of Trader Joseph. Or his parking lot.

[seductively] NO ONE outpizzas The Hut.

not actually interested in the “you espresso”. do you have the regular kind

My cat just stole my fruit snacks and ran off with them so fucking fast and they all spilled out and I’m literally crying I’m laughing so hard. What just happened. Why was I on stupid Twitter and not recording every second of her life. Why. I did get these, lmao.

These are the shoes of a killer, betch

Craving relaxation and rest and not physically being able to, even on your days off, is exhausting.

[trying to figure out Bluesky] So you like waterfalls… Interesting. [offers another one]

I have a tiny crush on our UPS guy. After he left on Tuesday I asked my work friend if she’d ever seen Legally Blonde and she immediately said “where are you going with this” and LMFAOOO. Women.

The saxophone at the beginning of “Run Away With Me” by Carly Rae Jepson makes me feel like I could rip a car door off of its hinges.

this too shall pass. to make room for a new, worse thing

I feel like you don't appreciate my broadcasting my descent into madness

Washington is pretty.

Good morning BS! Hoping you’re not on some bullshit and remember to get your pets, plants and people spayed and neutered.

despite everything i still believe this world is beautiful and that people are fundamentally good. i truly do. they wouldn't have to work so hard and exercise so much power to force us to be horrible to each other if our innate nature wasn't to be kind

Twitter is so fucking horrible but I’ve lived there for like 17 years and I feel like I don’t know what to do with my hands when I’m over here

Look, it’s a waterfall.

Okay.

The two wolves inside of me

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Being a millennial is a beautiful experience. I watched 9/11 on TV at school but I also saw The Princess Diaries 1 & 2 in theaters.

I was happy there for a second this year

My best friend and I fr

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel all the time.

When I’m gone, I’m going to come back as a southeasterly breeze and play Tiny Dancer on your wind chimes, or maybe Hot for Teacher