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A programmer. A dad. An avid grower of vegetables that dabbles in countless hobbies. Most notably someone who sucks at social media.
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Weddings where you know like 5 people out of 100 are pretty fucking awkward

First time at a hotel with the little man since he was 9 months. This could be interesting

At the dino themed softplay in bluewater with my toddler. If Jurassic park was real im sure my son would make me buy family session tickets. I don’t think he would care one for one second of it becalmed a life threatening safari. 🦖

I love a quiet gym… until some dude who comes once a quarter rocks up and add and extra 20kg on your squat one rep max. Would be impressed if it was more than an 1/4 squat 🤣

Dungeons, dragons and drinks!!

Though the power of rolling math rocks in about to mess up some close friends with imaginary violence and make them question their morality

A toddler’s unchecked creativity really is as annoying as it is amazing

Found this on r/daddit felt like it needed a repost

Another day when I wake up glad I’m not American but insanely concerned as they are the imperial core of the society I’m stuck in 🫤

After years of going to the gym. The hardest thing no one tells you if your introverted is how to make a gym buddy!? I have tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas

Nice to see my brother in law having fun at soft play with my son

Anyone else a big lover of board games but feels like everyone in your life hates them?… it’s like my excitement and joy a fun game can bring brings others a deep depression. Well jokes on you! Y’all make me feel depressed all the time 🤣

Laying turf was not as bad as I thought it would be… ngl bit wiped out often 6 hours of it

Agghh I forgot that the 4-6pm gym time is mental. Why did I do this to my self… on the best day of all, leg day! 😭

I swear, either I’m getting old or everyone under 30 looks 12.

Why does January go on for 6 months at my gym It’s been a month guys! You’re allowed to stop if you want. Ain’t no gym regular like me needs their heart broken in making a new gym sis/bro for you to bail a week later.

Watching tv with my two year old has really made me appreciate how we train people from infancy to pretend the laws of physics and chemistry don’t exist 🫤. He is gonna have a shock as soon as I start introducing real science into his life.

Day 12 of my cold… and I gotta admit I just want to breathe normally again. Too mild to not be off work too annoying to enjoy life. Toddlers really are the best bio weapon.

Anyone want to go half’s on a wood working project to build a French 1800’s style guillotine. I get 10% off at Wickes so that should help a bit. I think the investment will really pay off in a few years.

Glasgow was cool. Would visit again

There needs to be a legal definition of what a gym. Some of these “gyms” are just broom closets with a disused running machine and a small set of weights. Is an Olympic bar and 6-12 mixed size plates too much to ask

I forgot how horrible aeroplane ear is..

At Gatwick airport so needs must #worktrip #gatwickairport

On a train to Gatwick. Ngl it’s only half 4 but the vibe is more like the last train home. It’s even making sleepy 🥱

Why is a deload week the most depressing week at the gym… every one I swear this is just my warm up weight

I have come to realise that parenting and ill child that also got you ill is a deep and painful irony. Feels weird to unconditionally love a bio weapon.

Not to jinx my self by the gym is quiet… too quiet

As a gym going parent. You know when it’s been a rough night when 2 double espressos and a scope and a half of pre don’t touch the sides of a 4am wake up on 2 hours of sleep 🥱