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“become ungovernable”

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🚩🚩🚩this is America🚩🚩🚩

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There’s a far-out rumor, man, that the first 10,000 fans 18 and over get a micro-dose at tonight’s Cubs-Pirates game. Whoaaaa the Ivy is breathing, man

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Hey Magic:The Gathering nerds: you can buy 10 shares of Hasbro for less than a CB box of Final Fantasy

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Looking forward to the game at Wrigley tonight.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Time for jumping Oak Galls again. So weird.

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$1,000 in Crypto and a lunch of "fast food and soda" because our President can't garner public support

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2024 Magic:The Gathering Pride poster, featuring Chandra and Embercat

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Now spinnin: Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

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The nightclub is being replaced with a permanent memorial to one of the US’s worst mass shootings in modern history.

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Caught a whiff of myself and, yep, that’s summer.

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[for your] “Safety and security”

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A perfectly good question at these WH propaganda sessions would be “why should the American public believe you”?

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Eeek💀 Who’s next? Nelson? Dylan? McCartney?

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Severely disappointed in a colleague who was literally looking for her yellow basket and FAILED to make an Ella reference.

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“You’re so dramatic”

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May the Resistance live long enough to disparage the memory of the man to their great-grandchildren.

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Instead of waking up, checking the news, and wondering if that family travels on the same plane so that a single acci…. I will instead chose to remember the time our family was camping and I saw a rock that said “flip over” and I did. And the other side said “you listened to a rock”! I like that.

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Are you ready to fight?

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Goddamn, you know what would be amazing? If the men and women forced to March for the Felon-dictator took a knee and refused to budge lolololol

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One month ago

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youtu.be/fl6D9TtkFBQ

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No, sir, I am not an idiot, tho I may play one to manipulate your dumb ass.

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With the BET Awards happening in downtown LA, I was wondering who was going to say something first. Doechii really is that girl.

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So there I am, car pulled over, hazards a-flash, bare-handed plucking a very fine growth of thistle because I recently read that Druids traditionally used them as wands. A Monday in 2025.

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Stanley Cup brawls are superb.

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My Wife told me I shouldn’t tell the Boy about putting a 9volt to his tongue, but I did it all the time and I’m fine. Ish.

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Crispus Attucks

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$50/oz of Ag? Seems likely

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