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Star-spangled dipshits is 🔥 Also this has been weighing heavily on my brain. Like really, you gonna fuck with nuclear safety? Like what in the 1986 disaster of Chernobyl is this.

Plow truck drivers are the only people that don't care if you walk over where they just cleaned

Hold the fuck on a minute — Assistant President Poopy Pants spent $15 million taxpayer dollars to attend a single football game, but Phony Stark’s Division of DOGEbags can’t find the money to fund childhood cancer research? Are you fucking kidding me?!?

They don't want kids having two dads but we're good having two presidents

Amid today’s massive NIH cuts to universities, please know that my research colleagues: - Develop new cancer treatments for kids - Are curing sickle cell disease - Build new tech to help premature babies survive - Prevent teens from dying of drug overdose - And more #NIH #MedSky #research #science

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Maryland is the best state, no contest. Don't try to come over here now, move to a swing state.. we're good here though

Trump could sign an executive order saying "Democrats are Stinky Doodie Heads" and trumpeters will be like "we got em, that's a win, way to go team"

Therapist said I got General Anxiety Disorder. That's right, military grade anxiety

It's so funny that reels/tiktoks/videos have laugh tracks sometimes. We've reached the "unfunny sitcom" era of the internet.

What do you all think, is a pro-palestine rally the same as a pro-hamas rally? Is a pro-palestine rally the same as am antisemitic rally? And of these which a is a constitutionally protect activity

So, from my understanding, the news is; Trump said “hey Canada, we’re going to put our extreme tariffs on you” and Canada said “lol grow tf up lil bitch boy, you can’t even run a democracy”

Weird how somethings are edible. Apples, makes sense. Squid? Brussel sprouts? Cheese? Weird that they are edible.

Nah I'd win

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"The buck stops here"- Harry Truman "I don't take any responsibility at all."- DJT

Does this to you

Here is a direct link to the free E-book that has quickly become one of the top reads of 2025. This declassified CIA field guide has shot to the top of the Ebook charts in the last month and can be accessed completely free as part of the Gutenberg Project. www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

William Stanford Davis has been acting for 40 years, but he landed the role of a lifetime on "Abbott Elementary at 73 "Oh my God, there’s something special about it."

Damn so he guts the air safety commission and... Man nevermind, this is exhausting

Uni :3

i can’t fix anything that’s going on right now, but i can show you some beauty that’s out there… 🌌✨

Many of us have spent a long career supporting government and doing a lot of good things for the country. This attack outside of Schedule F against retirement and health benefits is cruel and unjust. www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...

I feel like Gogeta/Vegito should've made more dad jokes

Donnie T said "I'm tired of under qualified black folk getting jobs, it's time the under qualified white folk got these jobs"

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Great sign found in Portland.

Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated theonion.com/conserv...

Executive order 69: end of Age of Consent laws .. probably

Hold the fuck on — Donald Trump spent 4 years saying “infrastructure week” was coming and it never came, and then Joe Biden actually got it done, and then Trump got back into office and immediately paused spending on… wait for it… INFRASTRUCTURE! Are you fucking kidding me?!

Communications black outs is very saving-face behavior

This is why I like bluesky I get my news but then I also get content that I care about. Other platforms just spam the same thirst traps, diet trends, and ads.

Nor am I!

I thought the Jan6ers were paid actors? But they got pardoned by trump? Seems sus