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Retired Marketing. Married with Kids. Aspiring Bass Player. Former Candidate for AZ House. On the Progressive Left. Poker Player. Appeaser of Flapjack and Dude #bassguitar https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3jg5dwbyo66azr5r533bepjs/lists/3lbzj25fs3o2q
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Fuck the Third Way. Stay progressive, they will fall in line.

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The White POTUS …. My eyes, my damned eyes…

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If I were the next President here's what I would do on the first day. I would order an Aircraft Carrier/Navy group to the coast of El Salvador. Then I would have my Sec of State call Bukele demands. First, free the US prisoners into our custody. Next, reparations. On refusal, we go to war.

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I would love to see a Bernie/AOC Rally with a couple of "Special Guests" Bring out Biden/Harris and watch the crowd go nuts.

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I'm ready to drive to DC if you all are. I'm in Phoenix, can't really afford to, can't really afford not to. When is the Mother of all rallies?

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Imagine being the kind of person that finds a Cyber truck so appealing in style that you have to run right out and buy one. Yes, I am judging your flawed character and taste in anything when I see you, just in case you were wondering.

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I just came up with a new idea. Mandatory Birth Control, but for Republicans.

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Isn't tomorrow supposed to be the day of The Simpson's Prophecy?

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I want to do a hostage exchange with El Salvador. Let's give them Bondi.

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Oh, the irony 😂—talk about paid protesters! MAGA has filed a lawsuit against Elon Musk in Pennsylvania, alleging he failed to pay individuals who gathered signatures for a petition during the 2024 presidential campaign.

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Until that day passes, I hereby declare my absolute faith in The Simpsons.

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My taxes are done and I had to give the bastard some more money.

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This isn't over even though Trump's backtracking has turned the stock market back up. China is likely to continue to dump US Bonds which will drive interest rates up and we still may head in to a recession. My family is already cutting back on everything right now because of zero confidence.

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God damned toddler.

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All along this was solely about manipulating the stock market for personal profit.

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China has the US by the gnads. Just take a look at how many treasury bonds they hold and are beginning to dump. They can drive US interest rates back to the Reagan era.

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I think I’ll just call them Repanicans now.

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Entertaining comments of the day.

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My wife and I are too old to just start popping out a bunch of farm workers.

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What if this generation has actually been playing the LIVE version of the Oregon Trail all along and our fate lies just aro.....You have died from dysentery.

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Oh oh ketamine Please do your thing Can another fall With the Adderall Oh the Fentanyl That bitter pill Can it dance With JD Vance.

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Stock futures showing another tough day for 401ks tomorrow. DOW may drop below 37000.

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This is awesome

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I think it’s time

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I am getting ready for a couple of really difficult debates with my family on the biggest issues of today. What is the best cereal milk and the sexual identities of various cartoon characters. It could get ugly because I have opinions.

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It’s the morning of Trump’s military parade. As it draws near, a lone man steps out in front of the lead tank stopping the procession depriving Combover McCrappy Pants of his $90 million boondoggle

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I’m kind of feeling like idiocracy, is just one of the stages of natural selection. Example: Ivermectin is now an over the counter drug in Alabama.

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You know what? Every body should Wang Chung tonight.

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We truly need to stop trying to make sense out of the ramblings of a demented fool and recognize he’s just a demented fool.

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I’m really hoping Costco got dogs don’t go up to $20

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