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Most nights I'm dreaming of an alternate timeline where Elon Musk and his coder Bros kill John Wick's dog.

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"My one vote I cast for a member of the Trump Cabinet was for now-Secretary Rubio. I regret to say I regret that vote, because once installed in office, he is essentially abandoning the positions he took here as United States senator,” Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland told CNN" What the fuck?

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BREAKING NEWS: Donald J. Trump threatens to deport all the nation’s chickens unless they immediately lower the price of eggs: “We are not going to be held ransom by some birds that are, quite frankly, disgusting,” he said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.” — Andy Borowitz

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Well, dropped my retirement papers yesterday. Had to get em submitted before Hegseth, in another drunken stupor, confused 8%reductions with 80% reductions.

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For 16 years, U.S. aviation had a perfect record—ZERO major commercial plane crashes. Then Trump returned and in just 29 days the USA has had seven crashes, 15 aviation disasters, and 85 dead, on pace for this over 1,000 dead this year via plane crash.

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Elon Musk's prototype for the upgraded FAA system.

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“For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.” - @borowitzreport.bsky.social

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There’s gonna be so many variations on this theme over the next three years and eleven months. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

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Please post!!

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Goodnight Bluesky. Terminated my FB page today. This is where I wanna be, with people whom I do not always agree with, but I always hear. It's good to leave the hate.

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Probationary federal workers and law abiding career officials are being summarily fired by DOGE, ignoring protections codified by law. The GOP should realize these workers have memories, and votes. And families. See you in 4 years, MAGA.

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Trump can't figure out how to REACH the Nuclear Safety Inspectors he previously fired. He needs to ask the muskrat.

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I'm just saying....

submitted 7 days ago • 55 comments

I love Bluesky, but there's nothing even remotely comparable to when you hit the lotto on Twitter. 4M impressions on this one alone. Damn.

submitted 7 days ago • 30 comments

We should refer to organizations dismantling their DEI offices and commitments by suggesting they are pulling a UIE (Uniformity-Inequity-Exclusion) Interestingly, U-ie a colloquial term for a U-turn, as seen in phrases such as “He pulled a U-ie, etc.” Seems appropriate.

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