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oldjerryfodor.bsky.social
Assistant professor of philosophy, poaster in the old style, persecuted yet brave (gamer)
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Do not fuck with gamers We are forged by endless boss battles* against impossible odds**. We do not give up...*** *endless cute little farming sims **whether we're getting too sleepy to do another day of growing corn ***unless we're too sleepy to do another day of growing corn

Grad Students, Years 1-8: Down with the Neoliberal University! Let’s burn this place! Stop exploiting us!!!!! Grad Students, Year 9: Dear University, I write to apply to your esteemed institution. I would be honored to serve you as an Assistant Professor. I love you dearly forever and forever.

You do philosophy to learn truths and gain knowledge, I do philosophy so I can chat with all my little nerdy friends about our hyperfixations, We Are Not The Same

Dear Manager, This week, my work was: 1. Domain-specific 2. Mandatory 3. Central cognition had little access to it 4. Fast 5. Informationally encapsulated 6. Had shallow outputs 7. Had a fixed neural architecture 8. Exhibited characteristic breakdown patterns 9. Had a characteristicly paced ontogeny

BREAKING NEWS: Prepping for class tomorrow, I have discovered (on p. 71 of Modularity of Mind) that Jerry A. Fodor had a cat named "Jerrold J. Fodor." More on this story as it develops.

FAMILY MEMBER: So is being a professor how you expected it to be? ME, WHO EXPECTED IT TO BE MUCH MORE LIKE PROFESSOR LAYTON SOLVING PUZZLES IN THE BRITISH COUNTRYSIDE: Oh uh yeah it's alright

*looking up from the newest volume of "The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You"* Authori-what-ianism? Sorry I don't pay attention to the news

Nothing like reading what passes for "ethics" in some EA circles to remind you that standard, bone-dry, case-based analytic ethics isn't that bad after all

New bio just dropped

Low-quality afternoon baseball where literally no one cares about the result is BACK BAYBEE

A book about C.D. Broad's influence on the Oxford Quartet called "C. Deez Broads"

Reviewers should only be able to reject my paper after first telling me that they think my current Stardew Valley build is cool. That's the only way I can handle it

The only possible explanation for why my relatable posts about which Princeton eating club has the best caviar service aren't doing numbers is algorithmic bias

Successfully drew Muller-Lyer lines that actually produced the illusion on the blackboard yesterday while teaching, I have literally never felt more powerful

Born early enough to get a tenure-track job before the collapse of US university funding Born too late to get tenure before the collapse of US university funding Born just in time to have panic attacks

I have been worrying about the practical upshots of my work, yes. But I now firmly believe that if we solve the empiricism-nativism debate in contemporary cognitive science, the most effective way to push back against authoritarianism will naturally and clearly follow

Up until now I was suspending judgment, but I'm starting to think that Elon Musk is unaware of the vast technical and ethical literature on the ethics of algorithms. Concerning

Just when no one was crying out that they needed him*, he* returned *me *I

REAL PEOPLE EXPERIENCING REAL HARM: ME: Omg my little internet friend hangout zone has too many sad stories on it and now I'm depressed :(((

Sitting in a coffee shop, a chipper stranger approaches and asks if I've heard the good news. I smile, say "of course!", then turn to show them the crisp new copy of Modularity of Mind I'm reading

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The existence of boba tea implies the existence of kiki tea (spiky, hard to drink) (My thanks to the buddyverse discord server for inspiring this bleet)

Just saw the term "intersubdisciplinary" in some academic marketing copy and now I have to lay down for 30-45 minutes

Please let me give a talk at your university. I am a very normal and serious scholar and can be trusted to give a very normal and serious talk

Wow someone wrote a paper about all epistemic norms philpapers.org/rec/LEEPEN