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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

submitted 83 days ago • 695 comments

As Trump & his subordinates continue to walk back & renige on one campaign promise after another, MAGA can take comfort in knowing that Trump didn’t mean any of it & was only saying that shit to win the election so he can stay out of prison & further enrich himself & his friends.

submitted 83 days ago • 408 comments

Dear Modern Humans, You thought you were so much smarter than people from the Middle Ages. But you're not. Why do you think the dark ages lasted so long? It was because of greedy, insane despots who crushed progress and dangerous thoughts. It won't end until you rise up and overthrow them all.

submitted 83 days ago • 726 comments

Having lost my home to a fire 2 years ago, I say this with respect, but the LA fires are a tragedy of lost valuables and insurance profits. This won't create generational homelessness. People won't die of exposure. Only elsewhere in the world... in places not as famous...to people not as famous.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments