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oldpines.wtf
44 | he/they | pan Just a married genderquizzical tree with a transmasc sapling in college, living on the high plains east of Albuquerque, New Mexico. Once a writer, sometimes a puma, always a tree. Returned to NM a refugee from trans hate.
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Who would try to temp you, if you were lying in a den in Bombay with a slag jaw and not much to say? — Sorry, can’t hear you over the thunder.

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How hard / runny do you prepare your eggs? — It depends. Usually I like an over-medium but over-easy, over-hard, sunny-side-up, scrambled, boiled, and poached of various consistencies are all good.

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If there were two wolfs inside you, what would they do? And isn't it statistically more likely, that at least one is a coyo… — If there were two wolves inside me, I would be in considerable pain and guilty of reducing the population of an endangered species. Coyotes are fine, though. And spicier.

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binds a few empty tin cans to yer tail while 'r asleep Who am i? — Someone with a mischievous streak, it would seem.

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What to cook? — Food.

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You open your eyes and find yourself in a busy tavern. You just had a strange dream about a human habitated world – probabl… — No table mates.…

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Hey, small farm owner here. Our growing zones are changing, and I don't see anyone talking about this. Anytime you deal with a climate change denier, I urge you to point them to this fact. It's wild, having a new surprise! perennial each year. www.almanac.com/what-are-pla...

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I have gone almost four-and-a-half decades before hearing the idiom “the child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth”, and godsdamn does that nail so much of what is rotten with Western society right now.

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Out now! 🌱

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"s-sir.. your antlers.."

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People, you are ethically and morally required to destroy the shit out of these signs whenever you see them.

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I’m a simple tree: I need few things. 1: nutrients 2: water 3: physical security 4: for there to be a Cajan drag queen named Moulin Scrooge

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

First of all: brilliant naming choices, no notes Second of all: ohmyfuckinggoddawittlebabieeeeeees

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Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but…

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It was 49°F (~9.5°C) twenty minutes ago and, while the wind has stayed a brisk 14–20mph (22.5–32kph), the temperature is now 40°F (~4.5°C) and we’re getting all of Precipitation’s greatest hits on two compact discs. Gems like: Snow Rain Graupel Three Times a Lady Sleet

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too serious?

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

After a successful reintroduction campaign, a thriving population of wolves now exists in me.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

What can they do if the incarcerated refuse to work? Fire them?

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Hey folks, I am looking for charity organisations that provide support and help to trans people in the USA, please post in the comments ones that you know are good, trusted and preferably will put 100% of donations given, back into the trans community <3

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Just had the amusing mental image of a husky (anthro or otherwise) doing chest compressions.

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Lopsided pinwheel

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I don’t know who came up with asada fries, but I’d let them and the person who came up with poutine both hit it at the same time.

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