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Surly to bed and surly to rise, Makes an Ape grumpy, frumpy and sigh. NO LISTS! NO LISTS!! NO FUCKING LISTS!!!

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Eight years ago, I skipped the inauguration by being in a coma. Today, I opted to skip the drugs, ET tube and respirator and just streamed bullshit. Not sure if eight years ago wasn't the better option.

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Scrooge arrives at the Cratchits with a massive raw turkey Mrs. Cratchit: Why thank you, more work for me. Scrooge: You're welcome. Mrs. Cratchit: [under her breath} you misogynistic fuckknuckle Scrooge: Excuse me? Mrs. Cratchit: Dinner will be ready at midnight!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

#MuppetChristmasCarol

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submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

It's time!

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

I'm American, so I say "Merry Christmas" Half Cajun, so I say "Joyeux Noel" Half Irish, so I say "Nollaig Mhaith Duit" and "Happy Christmas" And not a weak minded douchenoodle, so I say "Happy Holidays" In other words...I'm long winded and a pain in the ass. Happy early Hanukkah!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Just received a Harry & David box. YAY! Guess I'm eating two pears for lunch today. They are so perfectly ripe when shipped, you have to devour them rapidly, upon arrival. YAY!!

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning. Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments

Congratulations Navy! The Midshipmen earned this one. #ArmyNavyGame2024 Heads high Army!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

LET'S GO ARMY!!

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

It's that time of year again. GO ARMY!

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Oh hell no @nbcnews.com, you will not saddle me with being "Mariah Carey-d," you twats. I intend to make this season a perfect one and not hear that horrible song.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

No. Gay troops serving openly invites more to service and sacrifice without fear of systemic discrimination (for the most part). If you're willing to lay down your life, I don't give a damn about your sexuality. Hegseth thinks he's a "Christian warrior" when in actuality, he's a fucking twat.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

🎵Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose Cuz of all of the tequila And the many lines of blow

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

If you haven't heard this, you're in for a treat. youtu.be/0xF38-9mO1w?...

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Ho Ho Whateverthefuck #Christmas2024

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

#PearlHarborDay www.nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/p...

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Eight years ago, I skipped the inauguration by being in a coma. Today, I opted to skip the drugs, ET tube and respirator and just streamed bullshit. Not sure if eight years ago wasn't the better option.

Scrooge arrives at the Cratchits with a massive raw turkey Mrs. Cratchit: Why thank you, more work for me. Scrooge: You're welcome. Mrs. Cratchit: [under her breath} you misogynistic fuckknuckle Scrooge: Excuse me? Mrs. Cratchit: Dinner will be ready at midnight!

#MuppetChristmasCarol

It's time!

I'm American, so I say "Merry Christmas" Half Cajun, so I say "Joyeux Noel" Half Irish, so I say "Nollaig Mhaith Duit" and "Happy Christmas" And not a weak minded douchenoodle, so I say "Happy Holidays" In other words...I'm long winded and a pain in the ass. Happy early Hanukkah!

Just received a Harry & David box. YAY! Guess I'm eating two pears for lunch today. They are so perfectly ripe when shipped, you have to devour them rapidly, upon arrival. YAY!!

Good morning. Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.

Congratulations Navy! The Midshipmen earned this one. #ArmyNavyGame2024 Heads high Army!

LET'S GO ARMY!!

It's that time of year again. GO ARMY!

Oh hell no @nbcnews.com, you will not saddle me with being "Mariah Carey-d," you twats. I intend to make this season a perfect one and not hear that horrible song.

No. Gay troops serving openly invites more to service and sacrifice without fear of systemic discrimination (for the most part). If you're willing to lay down your life, I don't give a damn about your sexuality. Hegseth thinks he's a "Christian warrior" when in actuality, he's a fucking twat.

🎵Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose Cuz of all of the tequila And the many lines of blow

If you haven't heard this, you're in for a treat. youtu.be/0xF38-9mO1w?...

Merry Ho Ho Whateverthefuck #Christmas2024

#PearlHarborDay www.nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/p...

Sphincters of 28k U.S. troops just sealed shut. This is just great. Everything is fine. Where's the damned bourbon?

#Wolfpack

Nothing like an afternoon cuppa on a brisk fall day.

Happy Thanksgiving!