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olidon.bsky.social
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no fucking way there’s a tour on the last day of work

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two more little baby half days of work until i’m laid off for the summer so if anyone wants art lessons for their dog or smth hit me up

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do kids on school buses still try to get 18 wheelers to honk their horns bc i hope so

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the only one of these dumb youtooz figures i’ve ever actually wanted

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

gonna get a dutch bros before work today and NOT forget to activate the 50 bonus points offer!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

just gotta get through this last friday of the semester, rip to my personality for the next five hours

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

gps: 53 minutes to work me: guess someone’s dead

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i’m sorry why is billy crystal perfect as kamek

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

the simpsons do it for her meme but instead of maggie it’s screenshots of my direct deposit notification

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

trans fem employee at speedy stop how do we become friends

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submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

someone called my 6’4” demimale tiefling bard “babygirl” one time and it still makes me smile to this day

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

just found out that bc of easter weekend today is the last day of classes and i don’t have to come in tomorrow !!!! catholics will literally find any excuse to take a break lmao

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i love comics. i love artists.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

sister: we don’t really have any smoothie fruit right now me: smoothie fruit is my favorite drag race contestant this season

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Repost with a favorite book from childhood. as a kid whose full name was ten syllables long this book made me feel so seen :’)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

why do musical theatre girls bother with guys when they could have me, an afab who sings tenor

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

no reason not to!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

we gotta let luigi out he has something hilarious to do

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

including silksong in a sizzle reel was the funniest fucking thing they could have done good job nintendo

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

saw a musical about time travel so i dressed up* for the theme *dated

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

absolutely nothing hits like the air outside after leaving a shift on friday

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

still can not fucking believe this is real

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

i miss my sons (gen z coworkers)

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

nothing like p terry’s as a reward for doing exactly one chore

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

pretty drunk rn but i’m casually remembering when i met yung gravy last september and thinking about how absolutely batshit life can be lmao

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

found out DURING MY SHIFT today that spring break apparently starts tomorrow and i don’t have to come in this is the greatest thursday of my life

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

get paid today can’t wait to immediately sink it for a new tire 🫠

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

roadside assistance guy: unfortunately i can’t find anything with your provided insurance information me: okay, well if you’d like i can put you in contact with my insurance representative 😌 me: hi dad can u help me :^)

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