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olieliminated.bsky.social
RVA-ish. Sometimes I do comedy. Production Manager @KingsofHorror on YouTube.
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This whole Elon v Trump thing is like laughing at two cops arguing over who’s turn it is to shoot a dog that’s actively mauling a child to death

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Rollin in with that “happy Friday eve, motherfuckers” energy

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My favorite thing about NPR’s “Morning Edition” is that at least once an hour, Steve Inskeep modulates his voice like he spilled coffee everywhere and doesn’t want anyone to know.

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I am just my cats Service Human and it really puts things into perspective.

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On Derby Day, there are two types of Kentuckians: 1. You grew up with money and care what happens in the Derby 2. You grew up poor and have to go pick strawberries with Grandpa because “ain’t no horse ever done anything for me that I wanted it to do”

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Society’s continued acceptance and promotion of Dave Grohl is what’s keeping us in the dark ages.

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Is a podiatrist just an official pedicurist?

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When is the next Crazy Frog album dropping?

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AI is the devil until you want to look like a tubby anime character

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When Elon blows up those two folks stuck in space, at least they’ll be dead on Earth instead of stuck in space anymore I guess.

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Did stuff happen recently? I was watching Reacher murder people in the name of the law

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, and they’re gonna stay that way, too

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Cooking things in an air fryer is more about vibes than following instructions

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Every time the #Bills pull something off, Romo sounds like someone died

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Watching the rest of the NFL playoff games like “I just hope everyone has a good time” since the Lions choked and I don’t have anything to live for anymore

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Other men’s things you shouldn’t rub, for $6.99, Alex

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

They drained another 3 right after posting this lol

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Watching the Rose vs Vinyl #unrivaled game and made a baseline of who I am rooting for on the team that gets the first nothing but net 3, and it looks like we’re all in on the Vinyl.

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Watching #unrivaled and it’s like a whole game of 3v3 fast break, aka the best part of basketball.

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Did the Vikings just play the Browns 14 times to get that record?

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Darnold is public enemy #1 for this lol

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Jeff Jarrett moving at the speed of smell #AEWcollision

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Do QBs hold onto the ball longer now, or is it just me?

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I just shit it out and hope that I get validation points for it.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Old Navy is selling Basquiat shirts. Art is dead.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

This is the exact type of garbage that I expect to come out of Pittsburgh.

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All Taylor Sheridan shows follow the same, basic premise of “white people commit crimes and get away with it, but it’s okay because they smoke and are cool”

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t credit my white trashiness for much; but thanks to dipping Skoal in my youth, I can eat finely shredded cheese right from the bag without making a mess

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