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Because literally every other platform is run by fascist loving billionaires.
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who’s gonna do it, who will be the hero we needed

submitted 19 hours ago • 1599 comments

submitted 8 hours ago • 505 comments

when we needed him most we got elon instead

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

submitted 2 days ago • 110 comments

Wild watching Kendrick Lamar become the most popular rapper in the world right now but as I think harder about it, it's not so odd. Pac, Jay, Eminem, Wayne etc were all this popular before. We just got used to mainstream rap being vapid in the last decade or so

submitted 2 days ago • 61 comments

Not even sure what he's referring to but I agree.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way” Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??” History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

submitted 4 days ago • 391 comments

Shoutout to salt, nature’s perfect food

submitted 4 days ago • 120 comments

Incredible minds of the youth.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 4 days ago • 609 comments

Bitcoin is for boys 🪙 Klarna (or 4 payments of $7.25) is for girls 💅

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

undefeated

submitted 9 days ago • 108 comments

Ok hear me out

submitted 9 days ago • 139 comments

What a cunt. A real great leader. I'm sure his millions are justified on skill alone.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Un-fucking-believable. What a literal plague on our society.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Covid profits were never sustainable but this is how the system is supposed to work unfortunately. Companies need to be there growing or they're considered "failing". These are awful practices that treat employees like disposable cattle.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

But the eggggg pricesssss

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This is lovely and terrifying. I 100% agree!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

All shirts on the Onion Store are made from 100% t-shirt. store.theonion.com/p...

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

submitted 11 days ago • 891 comments

I actually hate the "lol the giant asteroid will deliver us from this suffering" jokes. Are there any other people in the progressive movement who think that humans are actually fucking amazing?

submitted 12 days ago • 1496 comments

So believable. I love The Onion. Thank you.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

submitted 14 days ago • 765 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 28 comments

Fuck ya

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking despicable to invade and relocate an entire peoples.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Why would my gen x dad eat this shit up.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

lol EA thinks Veilguard flopped cause it wasn't a service game, the western side of the industry is truly cooked

submitted 17 days ago • 67 comments

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t theonion.com/this-wa...

submitted 17 days ago • 26 comments

I voted to reject RFK Jr.'s nomination to HHS. I cannot in good conscience support someone who denies and will dilute our public health protections, sow distrust in science, and oversee massive cuts to health care programs for vulnerable Americans.

submitted 18 days ago • 2395 comments

The US spends 2x more per capita on health care than any other nation. Yet 85 million are uninsured or underinsured, 68,000 die because they can’t afford a doctor & we pay the highest prices in the world for Rx drugs. Health care is a human right. We must pass Medicare for All.

submitted 19 days ago • 269 comments

One of my party facts is that according to polls, Americans believe foreign aid is about 25% of the federal budget and on average that it *should* be about 10%. The actual number is less than 1%. Foreign aid has long been a boogey man of the right, so it's not surprising they're vilifying it now.

submitted 20 days ago • 404 comments

really weird how Trump fired everyone at the Airline Safety Committee and the Elon forced the head of the FAA to quit, and then planes started falling out of the sky. it's almost as if actions had consequences

submitted 21 days ago • 125 comments

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

submitted 21 days ago • 384 comments

Deleted my Facebook account. They sure make it difficult, and they won’t ACTUALLY delete it for another 30 days. Fuck Zuck. Instagram, you’re next.

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

submitted 22 days ago • 319 comments