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🇨🇺 dirty commie terfs/cops/gusanos/etc DNI I make some cool videos and sometimes bands perform in front of them.
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thinking about this ramen place I took my dad too where they clearly somehow just did not have any noodles ready for our bowls and instead of telling us it would take a little longer stuffed the bowl with like 99% cabbage to try and hide that it barely had any noodles inside lol

seeing a lot of folks migrating since monday so maybe ill Post Some More.

im planting so many god damn potatoes on my stardew farm, 20k halfway into spring, min maxing my fortune. Thats autism AND depression baby!

started a new stardew farm

me, every day, every week, every year www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S_2...

it's so weird having actual followers on here that respond to stuff. It's strange seeing 50 people saying things like "cute cat!" without worrying that someone in there with a statue of Zeus as an avatar asking me if I "acquired good stock" or "have any feelings about human breeding"

theres a really cool movie floating about rn

this shit changed me man

still need to watch the rebel moon R cuts. One of my fave critics loved it and Ive just been lazy to get around to it because I saw the pg-13 cut in theaters and it was so disheartening lol

what are some thanksgiving horror movies that aren't Thanksgiving (2023) and Thankskilling???? I got poultrygeist, and that scene at the dinner table from pet semetary 2 sorta counts

finally played mouthwashing after initially being put off by how I saw the fandom talking about it and it doesn't make it any less weird to me that people are making goofy edits and horny posting about a game that includes some really heavy topics

finding out the McRib was developed by a Meat Scientist and how "Meat Restructuring" is the most vile way you could describe making a patty lol

found out tonight lin manuel miranda made an album-adaptation of the warriors and i really need that dude to be hit by a bus fr fr

the warriors was on for the double feature tonight at the bar and no one talks about how funny the rollerskate gang is. dressed like giant toddlers, you could give them a slight push and their entire game plan is ruined.

Me when Im taking poison damage

"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree

watched episode 7 of Dandadan with my dad and he said "man fuck anime". for context so far I've shown him: cyberpunk: edgerunners, Chainsaw Man, and JJK and he gets extremely upset when anyone dies lmao

the penguin posting on bluesky and twitter simultaneously talking shit about both sites

havent seen the movie yet and hes apparently only in it for 45 seconds but this shot of Joe Pera in Lets Start a Cult has me hooked immediately

also have not posted here in like a year so scrolling through my feed and seeing certain posts and just going "hmmm oh yeah I was Extremely Depressed" lmao

0 clue how accurate the twitter > bluesky following migration thing is but im about to find out if I just followed 200 different strangers or the actual accounts I followed

gonna start an any% speedrunning category for building ikea furniture. you gave me the parts to build a bed well now it's a fucking night stand

everything involving palestine / my job being an operation run by the dumbest people on the planet got me to depressed to post but soon…

gave someone on twitter a bluesky invite and the site hasn't burned down yet. all those people freaking out about giving out invites lied to me....

friend of mine has this one really annoying side of him where he basically gets all of his movie opinions from red letter media and he denies this but on several occasions i've been able to track down the exact time stamp in a review where his "critique" is just whats in the video verbatim lol

wanted to post my movie grid pics but it doesn't seem like bluesky has a spoiler-type function for pictures yet? Unless I can't find it 😤

every two weeks my work account just gets mysteriously disabled and IT keeps telling me that im putting in the wrong password and sends me a password reset link. The reset link requires that I know my old password in order to reset it and when I use it there it works perfectly fine lol

weird revisionist history going on with film twitter the past couple of days with people claiming "no one thought the blair witch project was real". People absolutely did! The actress has spoken in interviews about her mom getting calls from friends cus they thought she disappeared lol

this tweet going viral has made me irrationally upset over the past few days lol I genuinely will never understand people who watch movies as some kind of puzzle to be solved. It's a much scarier story for them to slowly lose their nerve in some cursed woods! this is true crime brain rot

the amount of "Movie Ending Explained" videos on youtube for movies that have extremely simple endings furthers my belief that there is in fact a wrong way to watch movies. Millions of views on something like "The Nutty Professor ending EXPLAINED!"

gonna become a reply guy but i only reply to bot accounts and gas them up

im glad I found a new job right as my unemployment ran out but I am already desperately looking for another because the software this company uses is without a doubt the shittiest I've ever had to interact with in my entire life lol