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It’s an every and beautiful night at work

Is there anything as sweet as your formerly feral kitty napping at the end of the bed very contentedly during a thunderstorm 🥹

I have a crush on the lady at the dispensary 🫠

You know they’re good eye drops when you can taste the bitterness in your spit half an hour later, yuck

a low skirt and a long buttcrack or whatever cake said

What is a fart but a burp out the ass

Don’t count your bridges before they’ve burned #malaphor

At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

Don’t fall in love with straight girls. Had a memory pop up that reminded me of how hard that lesson was to learn.

For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.

Every day I inch closer to needing a grippy sock vacation

Watch me dive into a deep dish pizza Scrooge McDuck style

📣 please don’t let this flop 📣 Head over and get your hands on some Lavender Matcha 🍵 donut 🍩 bath bombs ✨ These bath bombs are made with real matcha powder and lavender buds ✨ 🛍️ ko-fi.com/s/aa619553e9

I got a big butt and I got a big heart

Sick of this cold that has taken me down twice - I thought I was all better and it just dragged me down again

Hear me out: Ripple chips and Nutella

Pray for rain, cast spells for rain, dance for rain. Please. Saskatchewan is not okay.

Just helped kicked a homophobe out of Drag Queen Story Time #happypride

i was born to wear a dramatic nightgown and hold a candelabra whilst i haunt my own home

Got AC installed in our house today and I feel like the fanciest bitch in the world

This seems aesthetically pleasing if you don’t know what a Neti Pot is. #rip #mysinuses

There is nothing like the confidence boost of a close friend sending you a selfie and asking “do I look high in this” and then posting it as their profile picture when you assure them they look beautiful 🥲

Regardless of progress and the potential for saving millions of lives around the world, Trump et al have once again pulled the plug on medical research -- this time on a vaccine for HIV. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/h...

We fucked too close to the sun and now we’re finding out #malaphor

you and me both

I love when I’m outside for my late night smoke 💨 and I can hear the bats squeaking and sometimes see them flying. It makes my whole night

Introduce yourself with jobs you’d LIKE to do: 🧑‍🎨 artist ✍️ writer 🐦‍⬛ bird (preferably a crow or raven) 🧚 faerie 🧙‍♀️ forest witch 📖 labour lawyer ☕️ coffee shop/bookstore/community drop in centre operator 🐈 a pet cat in a loving home 🔊 voice actor 🎥 editor (books, videos, movies, etc)

Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done: 🌀 farmhand 🌀 librarian 🌀 janitor 🌀 disability support worker for adults in a day program 🌀 youth care worker in a group home (specifically with disabled youth) 🌀 freelance writer 🌀 911 operator 🌀 fire dispatcher #promosky

We got bigger fish to shoot in a barrel #malaphor

lol

*bats eyelashes Did you mean it when you said I was terrible?

✨fart bonded✨

If you kissed my forehead, I would taste like a peanut (I am sweaty from exercising)

We found love in a hopeless place (on a dating app)

i'd love to see "all things end" finally find a home 🥀 if you wanna make my day, you could share this post + tell me what your fav mushroom is in the comments 🍄‍🟫🌿 #ArtSky #ShopSmall #SupportSmall #OriginalArt #Decor #SciArt #Nature #bsnm #CollectArt

So close to reaching my goal! Could not be more appreciative of those who have helped, it truly means the world. Please share this so I can pay rent on time!! #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #HelpFolksLive2025 #MABoost #urgentneed #transcrowdfund 💕💸 ko-fi.com/alex0671/goa... linktr.ee/Godwearsgucci

The ultra polite intrusive thoughts are back

I want to take my brain out of my head and carefully wash it with a Waterpik.

here’s your reminder to unclench. no, not your jaw. the other one

they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this

I almost hit a dog today, thank God I didn’t. I would be a huge mess. Honestly I’m kind of a mess from the almost of it all