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Just your friendly, neighborhood zombie. It/they/he/she NB (my gender rotted away ages ago) Allergic to Phoenix Down Ttrpg/writing/sci-fi/fantasy/nerd [[PFP by federicodonqui on social platform formerly known as twitter]]

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Someone tried to gatekeep me on 3 stooges 🤣 I said I was a stooges fan and he says "can you name 4 of them?" And I said "I can name all 6" Then he got confused because he didn't know there were 6 stooges

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Spotify drive mode should filter out songs with sirens and car horns and stuff.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wish Spotify had a "there's a child present" mode where it would still play my playlists but filter out the mature songs. Or, like, sfw mode so I can play it at work without worrying.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Burning witches as a Christian was a wild choice. Becaus they either stole magic or it was given to them. If it was given to them then you are burning someone entrusted with those powers by God If they stole it, then God isn't as all knowing and powerful, OR, that witch is more powerful than God

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You ever space out so hard you stop breathing? Then you're like "when was my last breath" and suddenly gasp for air

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How do people just... like... talk? Like they're having a conversation and just always have something to say... and it always seems just so effortless to carry a conversation. I don't know how people do it...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I kind of want to take a bath, but i don't have enough confidence that this floor can support a full bathtub

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

One time I woke up and hit snooze on my alarm... I fell asleep again, and dreamt that I woke up, drove to work, did all my morning prep, then drove back home and crawled back into bed so i could sleep in late, since the prep was already done. It almost got me, too

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I have dreams where I know I'm dreaming and I have these thoughts like "I need to find someplace to hide this million dollars so I can find it when I wake up."

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I need the fan blessing at night And an extra blanket so I don't feel it blowing all night

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe there was a time I used to use makeup to ADD dark rings under my eyes

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I asked Alexa what I should do today. She suggested a "relaxing activity like connecting with loved ones" and I just don't think she gets me.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If eating honey can fix my scratchy allergy throat, can it fix my itchy allergy eyes if I use honey as eye drops?

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Why does autocorrect intentionally fuck up my stuff? Constantly changing i to u, and some words I know I spelled correctly into some other random word that Downey work in that context?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

The biggest road block to my writing is my tendency to write sobering and forget where i saved it I have at least 3 versions of the same scene because i kept losing it

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Zom-B-Que Backyard Zombie cook-off! Make some Zombeef

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Aaahhhhhhh every cool new game i find is from some indie company with no release date!

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

If you got a job at 19, making 500 an hour, 6 days a week, every week, no vacations, and didn't have to pay bills... You'd be making 30,000 a week. 1,440,000 a year And you would be 713 years old when you made your first billion.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Just got a/c installed in my computer room! Now I won't die of dehydration everytime I try to game more than a few minutes.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This humidity got my crotch so swampy, Shrek's looking to move into my undies

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

One human face should not be able to produce this much snot!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

New book from the author of the Bobiverse series? Yes!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

There are so many games I wanna play, and none of them have release dates.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Getting Snedged (Sneeze Edged)

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning class, today we're learning about the atrocities of Orange Scumnugget and his accomplice, Couch Erection.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

What if, instead of giving mass murderers and serial killers a level of notoriety by releasing and publishing their names, we just never release their names and instead give them nicknames like "Ballslapper" or "creamed turds"

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Muerte Gras

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I've recently noticed that any time there is a discussion about Nazis, Republicans just immediately start defending Trump

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Explain your lore, but poorly. Died. Got better... mostly.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I need an edit of the Predator movie where the predator hits his invisibility button and turns into John Cena

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I heard an ad for a post apocalyptic ttrpg podcast but the name was weird and I don't know how to spell it. It was something like Spellor, or speller, or spell Laura, or something but searches have come up with nothing 😭

Someone tried to gatekeep me on 3 stooges 🤣 I said I was a stooges fan and he says "can you name 4 of them?" And I said "I can name all 6" Then he got confused because he didn't know there were 6 stooges

Spotify drive mode should filter out songs with sirens and car horns and stuff.

I wish Spotify had a "there's a child present" mode where it would still play my playlists but filter out the mature songs. Or, like, sfw mode so I can play it at work without worrying.

Burning witches as a Christian was a wild choice. Becaus they either stole magic or it was given to them. If it was given to them then you are burning someone entrusted with those powers by God If they stole it, then God isn't as all knowing and powerful, OR, that witch is more powerful than God

You ever space out so hard you stop breathing? Then you're like "when was my last breath" and suddenly gasp for air

How do people just... like... talk? Like they're having a conversation and just always have something to say... and it always seems just so effortless to carry a conversation. I don't know how people do it...

I kind of want to take a bath, but i don't have enough confidence that this floor can support a full bathtub

One time I woke up and hit snooze on my alarm... I fell asleep again, and dreamt that I woke up, drove to work, did all my morning prep, then drove back home and crawled back into bed so i could sleep in late, since the prep was already done. It almost got me, too

Sometimes I have dreams where I know I'm dreaming and I have these thoughts like "I need to find someplace to hide this million dollars so I can find it when I wake up."

I need the fan blessing at night And an extra blanket so I don't feel it blowing all night

I can't believe there was a time I used to use makeup to ADD dark rings under my eyes

I asked Alexa what I should do today. She suggested a "relaxing activity like connecting with loved ones" and I just don't think she gets me.

If eating honey can fix my scratchy allergy throat, can it fix my itchy allergy eyes if I use honey as eye drops?

Why does autocorrect intentionally fuck up my stuff? Constantly changing i to u, and some words I know I spelled correctly into some other random word that Downey work in that context?

The biggest road block to my writing is my tendency to write sobering and forget where i saved it I have at least 3 versions of the same scene because i kept losing it

Zom-B-Que Backyard Zombie cook-off! Make some Zombeef

Aaahhhhhhh every cool new game i find is from some indie company with no release date!

If you got a job at 19, making 500 an hour, 6 days a week, every week, no vacations, and didn't have to pay bills... You'd be making 30,000 a week. 1,440,000 a year And you would be 713 years old when you made your first billion.

Just got a/c installed in my computer room! Now I won't die of dehydration everytime I try to game more than a few minutes.

This humidity got my crotch so swampy, Shrek's looking to move into my undies

One human face should not be able to produce this much snot!

New book from the author of the Bobiverse series? Yes!

There are so many games I wanna play, and none of them have release dates.

Getting Snedged (Sneeze Edged)

Good morning class, today we're learning about the atrocities of Orange Scumnugget and his accomplice, Couch Erection.

What if, instead of giving mass murderers and serial killers a level of notoriety by releasing and publishing their names, we just never release their names and instead give them nicknames like "Ballslapper" or "creamed turds"

Muerte Gras

I've recently noticed that any time there is a discussion about Nazis, Republicans just immediately start defending Trump

Explain your lore, but poorly. Died. Got better... mostly.

I need an edit of the Predator movie where the predator hits his invisibility button and turns into John Cena

I heard an ad for a post apocalyptic ttrpg podcast but the name was weird and I don't know how to spell it. It was something like Spellor, or speller, or spell Laura, or something but searches have come up with nothing 😭

"They said I get to eat the roadkill, so I'm making a lot of it"

Good morning

The vending where I got my muffin is now out of order.

I dropped my breakfast on the floor 😭 😭