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2025 white house cabinet meeting

Same.

This shit travels me crazy.

This is bureaucratic performance art

The Dead (from the) Kennedys

Life is like a video game. If people are trying to kill you that means you are going in the right direction.

Everybody except for teachers were technically correct when they said “it’s not my job to educate you.”

DOGE is staffed by two people who are eligible for deportation. Elon came on a student visa and stayed and Vivek’s dad was not a legal citizen.

Excited to see if this works.

“Waaah the movie is challenging” all you have to do is look at it. There’s not a single movie in the world as challenging as Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment System

A womb with a view.

Oh noes!

This interim quiet time while waiting for Trump to take office and start wrecking things is filled with panicked pundits calling for Democrats to abandon wokeness to appeal to minorities again but I think a year of Maga persecution wakes those demographics right the fuck up as to what is important.

The party that screams DEI is unfair and racist will now demonstrate why nepotism based loyalty positions are a far superior method. 🙄

New platform new me.

I kind of had a feeling that we were cooked when Sarah Cooper popped back up.

the important question isn’t “did Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s “why isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.

Re: your body my choice. I would say that Solanis was ahead of her time but dudes have always been shitheads.

Just got in from Twitter and what gives? I haven’t seen a single right wing account that I don’t follow spewing the foulest combo of lies and slurs boosted onto my timeline.

When it’s almost shift change at 7-11 and there is still one hot dog left from the afternoon.

Me: I probably don’t actually have ADHD. Also me:

‪Creepy Christian incel: “girl, I would drink your baptism water‬.”

I am young as far as old people go but I’m also old as far as young people go.

The guy who came up with CRT and DEI as talking points is racist? Next you’re going to tell me that Rudy Giuliani likes Scotch or something.

3 years later this person probably had the biggest conundrum ever.

You ever try to watch a Steve Schmidt video? “Donald Trump…..is not…..a good…..guy….” Man, his pacing is brutal.

I feel like Joe Rogan hasn’t done DMT in years.

This explains the nationwide Adderall shortage.

I get very nervous.

2024 seems like it’s on pace to have 2-3 October Surprises™️ per week.

One thing about living in Portland is that you’ve got to be ok with seeing a lot of berets.

L.M.A.O.

You just bought yourself 83.3 million, mister.