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My 'You're over 30' advice is, eat the cake, all the cake and any other food you fancy.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 40 days ago • 715 comments

EVRi, you're having a laugh mate! You've added £2.74 to the price due to my location, but expect me to travel for 90 minutes to drop it off at a specific Post Office!!!! If it was down to me I'd have used Royal Mail and taken it to my local Post Office, 7 minutes away, would be cheaper too.....

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

There's a burger place near here called Slutty Buns. Not sure it's not a ghost kitchen but I imagine someone going "I'm really in the mood for a Slutty Buns." Going up to the counter like "I'll have the iykyk (winks at the cashier) with a Cheesy Slut, some Slutty Dip (cum) on the side, and a Vimto"

submitted 109 days ago • 10 comments

🚨Elon Musk just helped the far-right in 🇩🇪 win their best result since WW2 then called them to say congrats. So don’t buy his f*ing cars, yeah? #dontbuyaswasticar

submitted 116 days ago • 23 comments

Here, in the wild, we see two wank panzers engage in the annual rut.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

After careful analysis I can bring you the greatest moment in EastEnders 40 year history - Pete & Arthur play Burnin' Rubber on the Amstrad GX4000

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I'll never understand how the vacuum cleaners cord with slip effortlessly under a door just by looking at it but takes hours of brute strength, hostage negotiation and bribes to get it back out again.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I know that feeling...

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

About that misunderstood Elon Musk "My heart goes out to you" gesture…

submitted 148 days ago • 5 comments

what's your favorite guest appearance that comes out of nowhere? Simpsorama!! (does this count as a guest appearance? I hope so.)

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Its scary to think that Watsit Hitler and Wank Panzer have taken over

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if Watsit Hitler will replace The Beast with a Wank Panzer? Also, a what stage in the proceedings do they brick Biden up in one of the White House walls?

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

sum up your personality in one gif.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Company Mergers Artist: leftabit https://b3ta.com/board/11414440 From the 'Company Mergers' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/companymergers/popular/ #CompanyMergers

submitted 163 days ago • 1 comment

Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Sundays....

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

well i've got news for you sister it ain't gonna be that easy now feel the power of the thong....