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Since the rest of the internet is a hell hole, just need a quiet place to post pictures of my dong. DM’s are open, but don’t be a creep.

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Anyone else have a disappointing Sniffies encounter today? 🤪

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I need help: What’s the clip of that woman walking down the street at night and she is just seeing lesbian references everywhere?

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Not to be all Mr Moneybags over here but I forgot I bought one (1) share of Grindr. I’ve made $7.50 on it. Hell yeah! I’ve changed my mind! Full on AI in everything!

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I finally got the sniffies free tier update that puts a fence around your location and you can only talk to the pigs within the fence. Sniffies is turning into the Pokemon Go of gay sex apps. How far would you walk to move your circle over someone so you could say hi?

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve kind of realized some people agree to fuck me just in order to play with my partner. Is there a term for that? It almost feels like catfishing, but like everyone is in on it?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

when ball practice is over dad hole is always available 😈

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

It’s been cold in Houston for one week and I’ve had enough.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Who else is horny for chest day?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Happy to say my ZoomGov account still has my pronouns. Eat shit, Pete H*gseth.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

New Yorkers: just move to Texas and then you can just always count on being disappointed by your elected officials. Don’t even have to have hope of them doing the right thing because they won’t.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in the Leopards Eating Face subreddit, which is basically news and anonymized social media posts of people voting against their interests.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

What are you playing now? I finally beat act 3 with one character in Slay the Spire, and that might be enough for me. I switched to playing Another Crab’s Treasure. It’s fun enough. Hopefully a quick play through.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I got a ball trimmer from the bf for Valentine’s Day. No more nicks to the nuts!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Got wrecked good today. 😈 #hole #sub

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s desperate call for attention.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It’s going to be so funny when Trump tries to make an endorsement for the next pope.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t posted in a while. What’s up everyone? How is February? Anyone get any good Valentine’s dick?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s dose of unsolicited nudes.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

For your viewing pleasure

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Had new maid service come today and I left my bottle of Astroglide on my nightstand.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My teams instance at work got rid of pronouns. Thinking of just making my avatar “he/him” and actively trying to get fired for being woke lol.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

People that are super discreet make me horny to try to figure out who they are. I get a bigger rush out of a successful Google search than actually coming anymore.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Leveling up at being a creep!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Straddling two games right now. Slay the Spire, which I’m terrible at and would love some pointers, and a replay of the Witness.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else have a disappointing Sniffies encounter today? 🤪

I need help: What’s the clip of that woman walking down the street at night and she is just seeing lesbian references everywhere?

Not to be all Mr Moneybags over here but I forgot I bought one (1) share of Grindr. I’ve made $7.50 on it. Hell yeah! I’ve changed my mind! Full on AI in everything!

I finally got the sniffies free tier update that puts a fence around your location and you can only talk to the pigs within the fence. Sniffies is turning into the Pokemon Go of gay sex apps. How far would you walk to move your circle over someone so you could say hi?

I’ve kind of realized some people agree to fuck me just in order to play with my partner. Is there a term for that? It almost feels like catfishing, but like everyone is in on it?

when ball practice is over dad hole is always available 😈

It’s been cold in Houston for one week and I’ve had enough.

Who else is horny for chest day?

Happy to say my ZoomGov account still has my pronouns. Eat shit, Pete H*gseth.

New Yorkers: just move to Texas and then you can just always count on being disappointed by your elected officials. Don’t even have to have hope of them doing the right thing because they won’t.

I’m in the Leopards Eating Face subreddit, which is basically news and anonymized social media posts of people voting against their interests.

What are you playing now? I finally beat act 3 with one character in Slay the Spire, and that might be enough for me. I switched to playing Another Crab’s Treasure. It’s fun enough. Hopefully a quick play through.

I got a ball trimmer from the bf for Valentine’s Day. No more nicks to the nuts!

Got wrecked good today. 😈 #hole #sub

Today’s desperate call for attention.

It’s going to be so funny when Trump tries to make an endorsement for the next pope.

I haven’t posted in a while. What’s up everyone? How is February? Anyone get any good Valentine’s dick?

Today’s dose of unsolicited nudes.

For your viewing pleasure

Had new maid service come today and I left my bottle of Astroglide on my nightstand.

My teams instance at work got rid of pronouns. Thinking of just making my avatar “he/him” and actively trying to get fired for being woke lol.

People that are super discreet make me horny to try to figure out who they are. I get a bigger rush out of a successful Google search than actually coming anymore.

Leveling up at being a creep!

Straddling two games right now. Slay the Spire, which I’m terrible at and would love some pointers, and a replay of the Witness.

I’m back from a weeklong cruise and work is such a disaster. At least it’s consistent.

Are you even gay if you don’t take airplane nudes?

Woke up at 530. Still on PR time.

Greetings