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New book by RFK Jr, a sequel to his first book, The Very Hungry Brain Caterpillar.

Can't wait for Smallpox to make a comeback. Maybe first Whooping Cough over Measles, then the Black Plague, then Smallpox. That'll make them great again.

@jaimesoler.bsky.social Jaume querido, bienvenido a estos lares sin Musk.

Wrong Lex Luthor, god.

The parents should shoot the ICE Nazis. How do you like your 2nd amendment now?

Don't matter, the lie is already out.

Al menos no soy este cuate.

Sufre, mamón Devuélveme a mi chica O te retorcerás Entre polvos pica Pikachu

Si fuera colorante de comida sería Rojo 39.

Gulf of "Dear Vlad, my ass is yours, sincerely, Don."

Nadie quiere ir a trabajar de saco y corbata, la vdd.

I approve this message.

Breaking News: Scientists from the University of the Basque Country have discovered a groundbreaking molecule, WIN55.212-2, that reverses early cognitive damage caused by Alzheimer’s disease.

El mundo es una gran bola de estupidez. Yo sólo soy una partecita.

Only a few weeks ago this was still just a funny joke.

Nothing to see here, please disperse.

Si este no va a ser mi sarcófago, mejor nadota.

Sang to RATM all day, why?

Worst. Episode. EVER.

Vamos al Noa Noa Noa Noa Noa Noa Noa Noa Noa Noalarms And no surprises Please

Me hace gracia leer que están tratando de ubicar todo el gasto en la guerra en Ucrania. Seguro van a encontrar recibos y facturas de sobornos y pagos a espías en la auditoría. Seguro.

No. Words.

¿Alguien sabe hacia dónde tengo que empujar la Tierra para ayudar a que nos pegue el meteorito ☄️?

Golfohkhela

Muck Fusk

Any questions?

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

Yo spico el inglich very gud.

Golfo de la Distancia entre Cómo lo Pensaste y Cómo Sonó

Here we can see the wild Swasticar trying to get out of the snow.

Penita ajena.

In the words of Lennon: Instant karma.

This cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social is getting banned on Twitter. Because of course it is.

Nada puede malir sal.

Mi hijo dice que la Tierra es noob. ¿Cómo es eso de que las cosas que viven en el planeta, usando los elementos que sólo vienen del planeta, le pueden hacer tanto daño? Ni aguanta nada, jarrito de Tlaquepaque, la Madre Tierra.

He decidido dedicar mi vida a la pura babosada.