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it's getting odd in here
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Given that this is the last Thursday in February in the Year of our Lord 2025, I will be drinking and gambling. Just as the prophecy foretold.

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SILENCE, BRAIN!!!!!!!

submitted 2 hours ago • 11 comments

too much static in my attic

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I have so much to do, and yet I just sit here sipping coffee in my jammies smokin doobies.

submitted 3 hours ago • 14 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ch...

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She was a delight, like some new weed on some fresh bong water

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Today I vote. Thanks for the bribe cheques, Dougie Fraud, but you’re a temu trump and it’s time to fuck off

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

some say to keep your feet on the ground. i say fly high, bottoms up.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Wait…there are other stages besides ‘grief’?

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

my grief goes up in smoke. marijuana. the leaf for grief.

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it's weird existing without her

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She passed calmly. Thank God.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

i wish i was drunk for this grieving process.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

about to put down a majestic cat. to counter the grief i'm pretending i'm a robot and listening to techno.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c-g...

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AI Overview Incubus syndrome Incubus syndrome is a psychiatric disorder where a person believes they have been sexually assaulted by a demon at night. This syndrome is often associated with sleep paralysis, narcolepsy, post-traumatic stress disorder, and panic attacks.

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let's smoke some weed and have an immaturity contest

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Me: There’s not enough weed to numb me from the political insanity Also Me: Challenge excepted

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

good music solves so many things what a way to convey

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

🎯

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

you guys, If you know me, I still haven't found my bong. yet the taqueria we are going to get birria yumness has a headshop next door. im finna get a bong again 🎉 bout muhfuggin time

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

don't be a blab-asaurus

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AI Overview No, the concept of "virgin" is not applicable to God as God is considered to be beyond human characteristics like gender and sexuality.

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i put my ass upon your ass when i gas you gas we gas

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

kind of rude how your tongue isn’t in my mouth right now

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The company you keep matters!

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www.youtube.com/shorts/TnSiv...

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marijuana is supposed to help with grief

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this is a reminder for all the feminists (female and male): a penis is not a trophy

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the more i hear, the more i consider a diet of all beer. i've been on the all beer diet. shamazing (shamefully amazing). ok. it's not logical for productivity.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

mexican food

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Looking for someone to blow dry my hair every morning. No weirdos.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

picture this. you have a near death experience and when you return to your body, you are able to tell the future. this is what some people deal with. it makes me a believer in the afterlife and psychic powers.

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rap music and conservative christians? ok.....

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

A few months back, I was going to post “How long will it be until conservatives start unironically trying to free Diddy” and now it’s happening…we can’t even write jokes absurd enough for these weirdos anymore

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

demons under your bed > demons in your bed

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

what am i doing awake, drugs? do your goddamn job!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry you had a shitty day. I'm really sorry I had to fuckin hear about it

submitted 44 days ago • 10 comments

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why is everyone 6'2 all of a sudden???

submitted 2 days ago • 94 comments

wake up, you better break up (on a greeting card)

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thought he was cute. found out he was pure evil.

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for that timeless look i don't wear a watch. ok. this joke is bad.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

avoid the void

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