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omfgbean.bsky.social
Aggressively trans, newly (depressedly) single. Lover of bad jokes.
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Me = Functional adult Also me = Raisinets for breakfast.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Me: *burns fingers on freezy nom nom meal* Me: Golly gosh that burned! What has become of me?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Can you imagine if every job was as hard to lose as being a cop? I bet fast food workers would be slapping the shit out of some Karens...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YFd...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I want a t-shirt that says "Be gay, do magic crime for the proletariat."

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I always wanted to be a furry. Unfortunately I could never break into the IT industry.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Am I the only one grateful for porn bots on Bluesky? It is nice knowing a cold, metallic friend is always watching me. :)

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I like to think I would be a really good racist. Like. Top tier. For the ages. Sadly I could never apply myself. I am too lazy. It's a shame accepting people without hate takes so much less energy.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/W-vzuRz5AJY?...

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Every day, I regret my relationship ending less and less. Every day, I love her more. Life is funny.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

How do I sleep 15 hours and wake up more tired than the night before? I call shenanigans.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Coworkers: Oh, hey Abby. How were your holidays? Me, smiling: Nightmarish! How were yours?

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