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From the Omnibus podcast featuring Ken Jennings and John Roderick. Fan account.
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Typically, we dance around a topic and usually we begin right at the anus.

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I always found the Land of Make-Believe to be very scary.

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The garbanzos are invading!

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I just never leave a review, because the only thing that would make me want to leave a review is I am so mad right now at this vendor or whatever, and then you just get a world where everyone has just five-star reviews and one-star reviews.

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Governments should ignore their loudest citizens.

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J: I have been to North Dakota many times. K: You’ve seen all the highlights. All zero of the highlights.

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There can’t be that many Togolese women in the dating apps in Pyongyang.

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K: You can’t start a self-reliant Marxist state here in Burien, Washington, for example. J: Not a Marxist state, but you certainly could have a Marxist book club.

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It would be like us being kidnapped to Alberta and forced to do game shows and indie rock respectively.

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I don't come from a culture that gives babies Tabasco sauce.

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How do we demonstrate our humanity and make it so that no AI could possibly generate generate our level of wit and banter?

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I spend that much just on cigarettes every day. 60 bucks on cigarettes. I don't even smoke them anymore, I just throw them in the toilet.

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I don’t need to clean out my browser results after every Omnibus, do I?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I, for sure, have told her that if she ever calls me “bro” again, she’s going to sit on a hard chair facing a corner for at least an hour.

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She thinks that the show is about you and I‘m the color commentator.

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Maybe you were just not racist enough to know this urban legend.

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If Mount Rainier built a 95 foot tower, it'd be taller than Mount Whitney and then California could stuff it.

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I have salary and net worth and I don't have wife.

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I think what ruined it was probably Americans.

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K: The earth is an oblate spheroid. It's flat around the poles and bulges at the equator. J: You’re an oblate spheroid. K: I kind of am actually, as I age into my fifties. I bulge at the equator for sure.

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We're nerds. And the nerdiness expresses itself in different ways. Like, I'm going to go down the stairs instead of the elevator like all the snorks.

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Here cometh another song. Here cometh an antique one. Seeth if thou knowest it.

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J: One time they asked me to go out into the forest and hide with my acoustic guitar. K: Until the festival was over.

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Oh, you've got an oppressive caste system? We can work with that.

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You were supposed to pretend to be cooking with a stick. You're not supposed to speak French.

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Look, a lot of things didn't start as a racist project.

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Even the bad-intentioned people weren't like, “I'm a bad-intentioned people.”

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I want to be over here in this corner doing my brick wall and you can make your own creative decisions over there.

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Ethical behavior is impossible altogether under current capitalism — and I feel like we can use that fatalism to absolve us of all responsibility.

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Maybe I should try giving my daughter a seal pup, but I think it would be frowned upon in my current neighborhood.

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It's not my fault this is what the universe is made out of. Look, molybdenum was not my idea.

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J: And I think starting at a certain point, and again, 18th century. K: And maybe ending at a certain point, like right now.

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This show has been translated into Chinese, then Polish, then back to English.

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K: It's fair dinkum. J: It is fair dinkum.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Gen X has always been worse than everybody. That's our calling card.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

We’re in the suburbs. Any time is a scary time — it could be someone with a leaf blower, or a neighbor with a vengeance.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It’s possible that there may have been a serrated knife involved in the negotiations.

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That’s how you know you’ve got a good priest: when he says the immortal phrase, “And I’ll be your business manager.”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody was Comic Sans fighting.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

There's no law saying a dog can't play basketball.

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You're planning on an analog apocalypse.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I missed all the orgies, but I got all the galleries.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

And of course, the Louvre being the center of French culture, this theft is immediately discovered 28 hours later.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

We basically are 60 French detectives in an overcoat.

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I would have done whatever it took. I mean, up to, but not including getting a job.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Spread your elephant wings and fly.

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You don't want your politician to be genuine, and you don't want your leather to be genuine.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

From just watching billionaires in the wild online, I've come to realize not every problem can be solved with money — and this is the realization that is driving these men mad.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I have a belt made out of gold doubloons and I have this jacket that's been drawn on with white Sharpie.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think anybody buys a pair of Uggs and thinks they're going to battle the Romans in them for 20 years.

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