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Anansi is aura farming so hard right now Holy shit he's cool

This is so fucking cool I don't care what you nerds say

Does anyone else have a bad feeling about where Shift's story is headed?

Felicia is such a fun character when she's allowed to exist without Spider-Man I love a good heist, and she always pulls something impressive out when she doesn't have Puny Parker holding her back

This fake fight is so funny to me

Hey, Lara If you ever want to remarry I'm available

Who the fuck is Gary

ANOTHER 3 TRILLION LOVE INTERESTS FOR AMERICA CHAVEZ!!!!!

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Just won a competitive match with -1 player

PYRO MY GOAT

Is Lorna physically incapable of not serving cunt at all times?

Frenzy is off the book...? What's even the point anymore...

A whole ass birth to buy 1 snickers

Alright, I've finished my 2025 New Year's Resolutions Hopefully, I get ALL of these done

Looking back on it, I actually succeeded in a lot of my 2024 goals

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GULANO'S 2024 MOVIE RANKING! This is the ranking of every movie I've watched in 2024 My opinions are correct, but you're allowed to yell at me because I enjoy to watch you struggle against fact

Superman (1977) (Special Edition) 9/10 Hey, it's Superman! I don't even have much to say, this is just iconic as fuck The first minute of this movie is more respectful towards the medium of comic books than the entire MCU and I love it (1/2)

Now watching Superman (1978) (Special Edition) 2025 is looking to be the year of Superman, so it only makes sense to end the year off with the original Superman movie that I never watched Also this is the last movie I need to meet my self-imposed year quota

They are worsties forever

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I had a goal this year to watch one movie per week There are 52 weeks in 2024 and I have seen 51 movies after failing spetacularly and binging a lot I have work tomorrow, so I'll have only a small window of time to finish my task before New Year I gotta lock the fuck in.

The Menu 8/10 This movie has the exact same opinion on fancy food as I do God, that burger looked good It was the only good-looking food in the whole movie, and you can tell it was on purpose because this movie only has two very clear and simple messages (1/3)

Now watching The Menu I've never seen a movie with Anya Taylor-Joy She's pretty, so I should fix that

I don't care about White Iron Fist or Asian Iron Fist or even fucking Future Luke Cage Iron Fist Everyone please shut up about that dumbass The only cool thing about Iron Fist is Bride of Nine Spiders because her name is funny

Also does anyone have any recommendations on what to see in New York? Is there anything cool around there?

Does anyone know any good comic book shops around New York? I'm visiting next month

This is my ranking of every Alien movie! I'll watch and add the Predator and versus slop in 2025

Alien: Romulus 8/10 A breath of fresh air being held back by dumb nostalgia fan service I might miss David, but this movie is way more of an Alien movie than anything Ridley Scott made in the previous 2 movies Every aspect of the Xenomorph was used perfectly for horror (1/6)

Now watching Alien: Romulus I just found out this movie has nothing to do with the David prequels, but I'll still watch it with an open mind I mean, I also heard a while back that this movie explores some themes from Ressurection, so I'm excited