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So convenient to NOT be able to get my birth control for a month. Love that for me. Cooool. awesome.

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From United Humanists on FB

submitted 6 days ago • 852 comments

Tbh I hope the orange Cheeto fires everyone slowly but surely so we all have TIME to protest the way we need to lol

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s health scare is: am I gluten intolerant????????? Stay tuned if I jump off a bridge

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Mars goes direct tmo and I get my tax return today. Coincidence? I think not

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The governor is Maine is a bad bitch lmaoooo

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Whoever held up the pic of trump and Epstein at whatever event he was speaking at is an absolutely LEGEND

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If this asteroid takes out the moon it is SO PERSONAL OMG

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It’s pay day so u know im at Taco Bell

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Stressed out thinking that I’ll probably have to invest in baggy pants to be socially acceptable soon

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All I can think of is McDonald’s rn

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This week has actually been 56 days

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expect life to get a lot better if you are a Leo or have heavy Leo placements after 2.23

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

So maybe like there’s gonna be a fall tour????????

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Astrology is truly saying beware the ides of march. You’ve been warned! lol

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When people ask what it’s like to live in America I’m just gonna show them this photo

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Damn I made it so far into 2025 before getting sick. At least it’s not a phish shows fault this time lol

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Howling at the moon, don’t txt <3

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Damn guess I gotta go to London in the next seven years before the asteroid takes it out lol

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Instagram, on its own, turned on Notifications. I haven’t had those on EVER what the actual fuck

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

A victim complex can often look like cynicism

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Been looking for my ring for the past two days, I was surprised to find it suran wrapped to my sliced tomato

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Why does every single entity that carries appointments only give you options that are during work hours when you specifically say you work full time lol

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I draw a giant ass drone escorting some other drone looking item and they were so close together with two other drones around them and I’m just like WHAT DOES IT MEAN

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I like to look at the old map of Pangea and think about ‘what if’

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I used to be terrified of the Yellowstone Caldera exploding and ending everything but now I'm kind pumped for it.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen. Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !” globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

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Do u ever just shower in the dark when ur hung over cuz big light no good

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“Did you hear about the pugs who ate their owner who died?! Ya they ATE HER”

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