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Minnesota’s high school hockey tournament is a fashion show of mullets, perms and bleach. With his “All Hockey Hair Team” video, John King, the self-described “archaeologist of hockey hair,” chronicles the lettuce and flow. nyti.ms/3DoYrII

It ten years, we went from “banning trans people from the bathroom is worth a national boycott involving PayPal, Deutsche Bank, and the NBA” to Gavin-fucking-Newsome endorsing the policy on a podcast with a proud fascist. There is SERIOUS moral rot in the Democratic Party. We gotta clean house.

Mayor of LA: someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying

Man, I can't even get them to do the assigned reading.

democrats all had 4.5 GPAs and took briefcases to class but we really need some bathroom smoker energy rn

Somebody has surely done this already:

If you're an REI member, you can vote to toss out the board that's endorsed Trump's candidate for Dept. of Interior and has worked to stop REI unions. Vote runs until May 2nd. Spread the word. vote.escvote.com/REI/

What is textualism again?

Like, I know so many editors and journalists and they’re so careful and thoughtful about their work. I’ve learned so much from them about using a public platform responsibly. And the NYT just straight up decided to make a power graph of which minorities and war victims are most important to them.

NOW I’M READY FOR THE PARTY

One potential outcome of today that I can imagine is that NATO minus the US ramps up support for Ukraine, while the US joins other Russian satellites such as Hungary and Poland to offer support to Putin. China takes advantage of the situation and Trump's clear-as-day signaling to invade Tiawan.

E. C. Segar, 1935

Olympia's seagull contingent has been agitated all day today. Ah, well, it probably isn't a harbinger of disaster.