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the 1974 version of "Brief Encounter" is not very good, but the little dog they have is just great and sophia loren's husband has a hover mower.

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glad The Brutalist is available for home viewing, watching it on my combination microwave/TV/cassette player.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

people can be critical of how men do not really actively nurture their friendships, but the only person i know from college whose main interaction with me is emailing every few years to tell me to give them money is not a man.

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the birds have been getting more aggressive in the afternoons, and i think it's because there's one lady that has started flinging birdseed out of her pockets when she walks her dog. really think we're a week or two away from someone getting attacked.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

don't know why i didn't do this earlier, but you can just use your adblocker to filter out all the incredibly obnoxious parts of the imdb front page. this is mental health in 2025.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

seems like there's not as many people playing the wooden train whistle theseadays.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

an updated version of "a river runs through it" but instead of fly fishing, the hobby that centers the film is collecting funko pops.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

used to be able search for vague plot details and a rough idea of the year of a movie and i'd be able to find it. can't do that anymore. (the movie i was looking for was "intersection" from 1994)

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

timberdoodles and bogsuckers both sound like real low level minor league baseball team name, while mudbats would be a little higher.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

the ranks of jazz scout are gerbil, hamster, guinea pig, rabbit, and cat. you become a jazz gerbil when your parents' check clears, but you have to earn the merit badges to become a jazz cat.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

hallmark movie (gigantic waterfront building) real life (kiosk in convention center)

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i am at my most prejudiced when i am shopping for household items. "this is a coffee table that only an asshole would own. this is an asshole's lamp."

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

i'm never going to get a key to the executive washroom

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

severance has all those cars from the 1980s, and each one reminds me of something. there's one that reminds me of a guy who gave me a ride home from swim practice - he kept an aluminum bat and chain in his trunk "in case there's some shit". no idea what he imagined. he lived in the country club.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

started wondering what the disgusting freaks who watch the west wing think of this and i was surprised that some of them are now able to see the show as fantasy.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

bit of a rough patch for me and my canadian girlfriend.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i think there's a higher percentage of hockey fans that do unpaid PR for certain players, and it's entirely because hockey jerseys are so expensive.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i felt like a outsider when the lock on my front door broke and i couldn't get in my house.

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