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Tell me the truth. The struggle between being kind and being sarcastic is real…
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I wonder if eating all this food that causes me inflammation is gonna cause me some inflammation…

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I love you as much as I hate this place right now.

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Zelenskyy is a zen master.

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Musk(rat) looks like a oddly bloated-shaped peeled potato; he seems to have the matching intellect and emotion of one too…

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“A total of 468 seats in the U.S. Congress (33 Senate seats and all 435 House seats) are up for election on November 3, 2026.” -ballotpedia.org

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“…Never give people respect just because they hold authority; respect people based on their actions. These are public servants. Their job is to serve you - not to control you…” -Sarah Kendzior

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“Whatsoever you do to the least of my people - that you do unto me.” -Matthew 25:40

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“There’s no hate quite like Christian love…”

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“When the truth offends, we lie and lie until we can no longer remember it is even there - but, it is still there. Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later, that debt is paid.” -Valery Legasov

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“We’ve tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas…”

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“Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?!” -Joe Dirt

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“WORSE?! How could things get any worse?! Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell!!” -Clark Griswold

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“Don't let a little self doubt interfere with your plans to improve your life." -George Carlin

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“You are not just a drop in the ocean; you are the entire ocean in just one drop.”

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“The tallest oak was once a little nut that held its ground.”

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Just because someone acts like he has authority doesn’t mean he has authority.

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“None are so empty as those who are full of themselves.”

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I hate myself for watching mukbang. Especially when I’m dieting.

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“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus.” -Turkish proverb

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“When he said, ‘M@ke America Gre@t Again,’ he meant Great Depression…” -Unknown

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Will tomorrow’s groundhog prediction be about weather or democracy?

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“Ask not what your country can do for you; it probably won’t…” -Unknown

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The world should greater appreciate what George Carlin had to say about things…

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Calling him an idiot is such an insult to idiots.

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Just because we saw it coming doesn’t make it any less outrageous…

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“The ability of demagogues and autocrats to surprise, to create a new scandal every day, is their superpower. It diminishes attention to the previous day’s transgressions and normalizes them. It slowly numbs the senses, including outrage. Values are the only defense. Hold them dear.” -Gary Kasparov

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“You cannot wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.” -Navajo proverb

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If the goal of peeling a hard-boiled egg is to peel a lot of the egg away with the discarded shell, then I consider myself a pro…

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He has “Old Man Yells at Cloud” energy…

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God liked my post.

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Oh, these 37 perpetually open tabs? Yes, I must keep them open; they are my emotional support tabs.

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“We must take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Wherever men and women are persecuted because of their race, religion, or political views, that place must - at that moment - become the center of the universe.” Elie Wiesel

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I’ll just have one Oreo (sleeve) today.

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“I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy; but so far, it’s not 27…”

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A game show host is president, and a fox news host is defense secretary… it might be the beginning of a funny joke if it wasn’t reality.

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I can’t believe that we live in a society that elected him for president. TWICE.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. I ate all the chocolates. I am sad.

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“A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.”

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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” -George Carlin

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I wish that people cared about current critical matters as much as they care about TikTok.

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Don’t wait for a “special occasion;” today is a special occasion.

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