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onesidedswedge.bsky.social
LFC fan, ESL teacher, Hispanics grad & Shakiraologist, loved Bobby Firmino before it was cool. I hope this place doesn't suck.
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Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

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my International Women’s Day (Sports Edition) take: put women on panels about sports at sports conferences, rather than just putting them on panels about being women in sports

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Holy fuck stop screenshotting Matty Yglesias. We all know where to find his unwashed posts if we want to see them

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imagine him making her bring the groceries up that staircase

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Today I showed so many students Alisson's highlights from last night and I think they all enjoyed it

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Por favor, por favor, mirad esto. Me ahogo.

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"What's your #WorldBookDay costume?" "Hemingway" "You're just drunk at 10am" "correct"

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Alisson won Man of the Match, Man of the Week, Man of the Tournament & Man of the Year there. Think he might’ve won an Oscar. Incredible performance.

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I wouldn't worry about America refusing to share its intelligence. On the current evidence, I'd say that was a win for us all.

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A sad Beckham is the best Beckham.

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Idc about the second leg, Ali you've convinced me to let Jesus into my life

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Oh

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... dare I say it?

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Taking bets on me having a stress-induced IBS attack before midnight

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Jesus Christ on a fucking jet ski

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PHEW! Can we be less shit now pls?

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y tho

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How exciting, I look forward with anticipation to the amount for the Women's Club World Cup in 2028. It's half the number of teams so $500m? But, the women's game needs the investment more and has been chronically underfunded so $1bn seems fair. Thanks. 💁‍♀️

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Oh God, so many things. Stealing keys, making a man wear his sun hat, getting dressed up with a red bow...

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I'm holding out on giving an opinion until I find out if a particular artist is gonna perform 💃⚽🐺

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Tigres just posted a new angle of Jacquie Ovalle’s goal, and it’s as magical as you’d expect.

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I just brought up the BBC News page while a student was doing an exercise and accidentally saw Trump and now I really feel like all the wind has been knocked out of my sails

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for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation

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The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim— oh.

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Football needs change, but why do the people who could make it happen always have such terrible ideas? open.substack.com/pub/jonawils...

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When people celebrate Emilia Perez, you need to know that your queerness doesn't absolve your racism. I will never forget the white critics who pushed this shit so far foward.

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Joao Felix has to be a money laundering scheme

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It's literally "First they came for the trans people but there weren't enough of them to care about"

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Mondo Duplantis you ridiculous man

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Tulle dress, band tee and Chelsea boots is a vibe, my inability to take a good photo is not

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Salah could do a Rubik's cube with the outside of that foot

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Love everyone's posts about Macca's goal coming through now

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Mo assist -> Macca goal call that short king supremacy

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Ibou looking like a year 11 taking the year 7's ball

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Sometimes we need to explain things to students in terms of marks/grades to get them to understand the implications of using shortcuts for their work. Normally you will not be able to get a First unless you provide evidence of original thought & critical analysis. AI will never provide this.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Not that bastard again

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It’s awe-inspiring how he unlocked the whole system’s capacity for the most shameless bullshit, he’s not John fucking Wick, he didn’t kill the dude with a stray pencil

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Are we sure it’s not the cost of living, just wondering

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From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: The Luis Rubiales trial taught us that a woman can be sexually assaulted and behave however she wants afterward while still being considered a victim, our columnist writes. We should be eternally grateful for Jenni Hermoso's courage. nyti.ms/4i6CsoC

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Mira en Barranquilla se baila así 💃

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