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Dumping grounds for my insane ideas🏳️‍⚧️ A landfill of my imagination, if you would🏳️‍⚧️
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I am the transfemme Ryan gosling

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I’m on the phone with the mayor of funky town right now. He’s considering requesting the national guard

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I spend my allotted 15 minute work breaks practicing twerking. The grind never stops

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

“Get ya money up not ya funny up” My bank account ain’t gonna bring out that girl’s beautiful smile

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I’m so funny that only a third of my jokes revolve entirely around the use of slurs and/or piss, shit, and cum

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The closing remarks of my graduation speech: I hope one day that you all will see me, not just as a fag, but also as a troon

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

shut the hell up. im literally youtube pooping you in my head right now. your saying shit lik e "dinner" and crap. you fucking moron.

submitted 17 days ago • 13 comments

Just moved into funky town. Where the whores at?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

How I look wishing I was perceived as a woman

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Whenever I see a dog someone left in their parked car I maintain eye contact until it gets riled up and walk away

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Hit a dryad from the back call that women in stem

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Started studying Chinese philosophy and learned me and tall bitches are like yin and yang

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today’s lesbian of the day is: garfield!

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

I’ve got this fantasy where I become an empowering public figure and a girl develops a parasocial attraction to me. She works up the courage to ask me out, she finds me, and I accept, only for her to learn I’m a chronically depressed crybaby. She’s disappointed, but relieved. We start from scratch.

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Every dawg has its day

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Lesbian entourage

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got a sex change call that tuck everlasting

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to South Sudan😭💀

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The battle isn’t over until girls can just have fun

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Being a taxonomist so I can name a new species sickomodus amongus

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asking my budtender which strains support mental health

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