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i post with my heart critical care medic rentier classicide stan drakenier, 1000xResist, nitw & pokemon vgc shitposts a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself. at the end of everything, hold on to anything. *no worries*.
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I guess this guy flushed himself down the toilet to escape

I cannot begin to describe the level of financial crisis this hospital must be facing

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1000xRESIST spoilers! . mauve the legendary hater.... #1000xresist

#1000xRESIST #fanart

the executive branch is on their Ray from Achewood arc, non-zero chance the president is sitting on cakes

before you try to spring to their defense, have you considered that air traffic controllers literally live in ivory towers, the very symbol of opulence and waste???

when you extremely understand giving birth

for sure he's not beating the twisted eunuch allegations

你们应该已经在学习中文了

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you're a sucker if you're paying taxes early this year, hold out to see if the IRS is even still a going concern come April imo

"fiscal federalism" and "biodiversity initiatives" in Nepal are both *for sure* anti-communist ops and this guy is doing more damage to the imperial project than any number of KGB agents could have dreamed

This is horseshit. If you fear protests will lead to martial law then you already live under martial law — and you’re the one who declared it. Plus, it *won’t* lead to a declaration of martial law and the fear misconstrues the nature of the threats we face.

about to be monster hunter shit posting a lot about how this is the people's weapon and other weapons are garbage know that I am shit posting but, also, correct

I know I'm deep in a 1000xResist mode rn and I'm generally Drakenier/Pokemon posting but I'm just gonna give a heads up that I'm about to go down a real Monster Hunter hole for a while I've not allowed myself to get hype until now but it's time

time to use these again this year

the tragedy of med/surg is they can never know happiness if you take a patient out of an ED the ED nurses are happy, but if you take a patient off a floor it just means they get an admission, it is a true hell realm 😔

we'll know we've really hit the "dying days of the empire" part of our fall of Rome speed run when the secret service starts taking people out

watching the monster hunter wilds launch trailer, seeing all the new monsters and thinking "hell yeah I can't wait to wear that thing"

ugh this is the worst timeline, the armored Teslas are supposed to be Soviet tech 😡