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The French verb which means "to slap with a penis" is a regular -er verb which means that first year French is gonna be so much fun for 10th graders. Bifler. Use it well you crazy kids.

If you told me in High School that D&D would be so widespread and marketed so strongly that I would be bored hearing about it I would wonder how I changed so much.

Share away! Let’s break the pretend law.

Lenny and The Squigtones are my new favorite band.

Why is being mean to pets an amenity?

AI can definately figure out how to fold laundry. Why the fuck am I here folding laundry?

@iwriteok.bsky.social Thank you for the frank discussion about mental heath in the latest Oprah episode.

I love towns with querky names. Newaygo. De Tour. Onaway. These are just afterthoughts from some surveyor that survived til now.

I do not believe in an afterlife for myself or other humans. I DO believe in one for pets and animals. I don't care if this is internally consistent, this is how it is and must be.

You don't have to offer to kill every woman that looks at me in an appreciative way. "Ugh, fine."

Every conservative columnist right now.

Recently went to a concert unlike any ever before. Saw The English Beat live before everyone dies. We were the youngest people there that didn't come with their parents. Show ended at 10pm on the dot. Not tired or hung over the next day. Lots of old white people nonsense though. 8/10