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doom maxxing

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I must say that it seems on purpose that every career field is hell right now

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

when this is all over, elon could use the Mussolini treatment

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

yung tropical depression

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

terrible things are happening in the world. I wake up in the morning and deliver a torrential piss stream with such force that I pass out

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Elon would give terrible head I just know it

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I can tell that Im not over my ex still two years later because when she tells me she’s having a bad day I am incapable of having a good one

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s how bernie can still win

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

clitoris in my face

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

im gay yall

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Fires in North Carolina? Wouldn’t have happened under a democrat government

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican. Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries. We are not going anywhere. Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.

submitted 27 days ago • 83 comments

Grabbing hotpot with the roomie went crazy

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

My gen z friends will not stop riffing on me for being a millennial 😭😭

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

reading conservative comment sections to see how much they hate me (its a lot; they want me dead)

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Many levels deep into my tome of grievances and slights against me

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Im a huge huge fan of how every day the new admin drops some piece of governance that is worse than the last

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

giving head in fortnight

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I need a boyfriend and a weed pen

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

imagine a crab

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

the fires out here are kinda crazy

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I think Jill should be on here

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

holy shit

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Congrats to president Elon but Im not using your platform

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Its incredibly funny to say “truth nuke” in casual conversation

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

San diego traffic is crazy #wow

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

seems like a bad week to be an airline passenger

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

please don’t eat the poop cookies bro they’ll give you a crazy tummy ache

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

they got me hootin and hollering out here

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I love to be a hater

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Im so good at being relationship guru (my own love life is in shambles)

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Why is my spotify all asian american female singer songwriters lately?

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

born again christians gotta be freaky af if they first gotta be unbirthed christians

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

having the best year ever for my car

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

This app really fucking sucks

submitted 558 days ago • 3 comments

wish i was a unitedhealthceo so i could get my head blown #jokes #funnyfriday

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

“sent from my iphone” included in my email means im pissed as hell

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

going to work on 4 hours of sleep with sniffles because you’re out of sick days is peak american

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Time to quit my job and live in a van mayhaps?

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

They should invent a dating app that doesn’t suck

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Do NOT let Jill back into that park

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

this lives in my head rent free

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

killing 300 trees so I can use snapchat ai filters on the toilet

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Walking around in terrible boots i got off of amazon like my feet wont be in great pain tonight

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments