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Tall for my age. I still think the fake yellow line on TV football is weird. Pro democracy, but it feels strange that I have to say it.
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Xavier Worthy = speed

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I hear people yelling in Buffalo!

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This is the spit after a season long rinse of sour disappointment and crushed hopes. No offense but suck it Green Bay.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Green Bay sucks! (Actually a perfectly lovely town we saw on our trip to door county) Go Bears!🐻🏈

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing I am convinced of in my projections for the next few years is that really rich are going to get quite a lot richer.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Two of my grandsons spent the night with grandma and grandpa last night. First thing this morning the 6yr old told me there were only 10 more days til Christmas. Boy can’t tell you where his socks are but gives better notifications than Outlook.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

First they came for the mimes and I said nothing.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Hey there people who have followed me, thanks. Seems uncalled for, but it’s very nice… unless you are bots. Are you bots? Do they have those here? I’m afraid to check. I’m just gonna hang here a bit. So far this place is like a Zen garden. Please don’t let there be horny sex bots everywhere. 🤞

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Stupid people are the Dandelions of society.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

No way I believe the AI hype. Not with the three words in gives me the predictive text. Time on Tonya comes up more often than time on task and I assure you that has never been my nor Tonya’s experience.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

My wife and I both live in the moment. Not the same moment, but still.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

6-1 odds that AI becomes self-aware before Republicans do.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Soros should have shown more bare midriff.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments