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Cyclops, leader of the X-Men

awesome

went into gamestop and started talking to the guy at the desk about rivals and when i told him i was a mr. fantastic player he looked at me like how i imagine the apostles looked at judas

just saw someone waste at least 200 dollars outside target

who up gripping their oddish

i obviously dont like joe rogan but i respect his place in the ecosystem as a guy who made a popular podcast centered around smoking a joint and being convinced gray aliens are walking around the white house in disguise

black panther players when they have to pick between clip farming and going 1/10 or doing something useful

i still think i wanna use a magmortar but man the shiny ponyta you get from that one quest is really growing on me. shiny rapidash is such a good one

tangela is so awesome. think that dude might be a top tier pokemon design

arezu :-)

just swapped out my dartrix i spent the entire game with up to this point for a level 16 turtwig i just picked up off the floor

all the pokemon i wanna use on my PLA team i dont get until so much later...................... actually not really true i have scyther, croagunk, i FOUND a turtwig but it ran off... magby and rufflet still elude me though

got so insanely clocked by this one tiktok that it actually made me feel bad

got mvp and hit em with the "thats on 4" and everyone on the enemy team got actually so mad

every single rivals game is 2 spiderman players clip farming for 15 minutes and the one on my team always loses

#SEX

gorls

guy just tried farming aura by flashing his lord mr. fantastic icon when i picked him? alright man

AND THATS ON 4️⃣

rivals profanity filter is diabolical man our groot dropped like 31 kills and i tried saying "get their asses groot" and it just said "*** groot" and made it look like i was fucking FLAMING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am fucking desperate i am BEYOND desperate for spiderman to stop being in every single game of rivals i play

i was gonna save for the wedding skin but honestly smoking people as maker reed is 10x funnier

owned

im so glad the lego minifig blind boxes exist when i need my fix of low stakes gambling in the face of pokemon card scalpers

maybe i need to start drinking white monster because i am one

even though i do think ultimate f4 sucks i will still finish it because maker reed is unfortunately very very interesting to me

Alma sketch 🙏

i dont even remember falling asleep last night i just woke up

ロラン・セアック #ターンエーガンダム

Doodles of the New Hex 🔴⚫

ultimate reed richards

fantastic 4 doodle

funniest shit i saw today was someone in a tesla looking really confused as they clearly were trying to turn the wrong way down the one way street i was approaching on