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Schools (especially in the US) shouldn't start texts with URGENT, and then proceed to tell you that school photo forms will be in your kid's cubby when you pick them up. 1) That's not Urgent 2) I've now lost 5 years off my total life span.

Building a time machine to go back two jobs ago and tell my boss in Vancouver "Yeah! Definitely maybe!" when he asked if I might be interested in relocating to Canada. Also going back and killing baby Reagan to impress present day Jodie Foster. But mainly the Canada thing.

Fucking nerd.

Impressing Jodie Foster by going back in time and killing baby Reagan.

I suggest everyone buy kn95 or n95 respirators. Stock up. If you have an FSA/HSA, they qualify. Invest in hand sanitizer, get used to using it constantly. If you are a parent, please start working with your kids to start masking in school again. I know it’s hard, but pls try.

Rosie's Rule: Do Not Fucking Comply

What the fuck is happening?!

Disease surveillance has major gaps. Bird flu is evading detection while officials delay public reports. I'm doing my best to fill in the blanks. Help us spread the word and follow us many urgently need reliable updates on public health, particularly regarding bird flu COVID-19 and tuberculosis.

Billy’s Chuck Schumer impersonation is adorable.

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I'm envious of everyone who's off work today and can play Smash Bros all day as Luigi.