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oopshotdog.bsky.social
some guy starting from scratch twitch.tv/OopsHotdog he/him
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

I had 2.5 shots of vodka mixed with WoW mtn dew and then built an exercise bike with divine focus

That is exactly what the order does

dressed in all black in a black ski mask working my way down the block house by house to cut waste and eliminate fraud

You see the same misunderstanding around the phrase “banality of evil” when they assume it means Nazis were boring when it actually means everyone was a Nazi. No one wanted to be anything else. To not be a Nazi was deviant behaviour

wife and i are streaming powerwash simulator on valentines day (it's cute) twitch.tv/oopshotdog

fuck us up Canada

Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol

Does this platform allow a person to post that they hope Elon Musk dies?

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

I just laughed so hard I woke the cat. (But it also true. Someone please help.)

I should post more here tbh #blackcat #blackcatsofbluesky

If anyone out there is wondering what to do with their old Extremely Accurate Birds calendars, they make wonderful guest bathroom art. @oopshotdog.bsky.social @tommysiegel.bsky.social #art #birds #candyheartscomics

if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

Ned loves putting springs in shoes

look im just checking it out ok? marble bibles @ twitch.tv/oopshotdog

finally streaming and im playing Starcom: Unknown Space, come hang out at twitch.tv/oopshotdog

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

my vibe

balatro

the solution to the threat of ceo assassinations is to put metal detectors up at the entrance to their offices, have them wear bulletproof backpacks to work, do lockdown drills every few months, and have an armed resource officer on hand to run and cower in the event of a gunman

"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf." futurism.com/the-byte/ope...

Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill. Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.

I can’t tag Democrats on here but I’m being so serious when I say they can execute me on TV

im out here grinding on runescape and you could chat if you wanted twitch.tv/oopshotdog #osrs

im not good at runescape #osrs

im gonna play some oldschool runescape and you're invited to hang out at twitch.tv/oopshotdog

not bad for streaming once or twice a week. im just a lil guy. thanks everyone for hanging out with me