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oozingtulip.bsky.social
24, She/Her🏳️‍⚧️ bun mom, fake barista, professional coward, and epic gamer. hrt: 5/4/22 trans rights or violent nights🗡️
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probably just paranoid but im as scared of other trans/queer people as anyone else, we foster the idea of "community" but it feels like rivalries. There is no genuine loyalty behind gender solidarity. everyone is equally likely to use discrimination and exploit systems against you

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i need the ancient polish witch that cursed my bloodline to die in their 60s in April to do a take backsies

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my Lyft drivers car smells like mints and he's playing old timey showtunes, immaculate vibes

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

just a girl playing Stardew Valley for the first time in 2025 yes we exist

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

shout-out to the guy behind me on the bus today who was talking to himself about the hypocrisy of the Bible then yelled "WARLOCK FIRE" twice, still thinking about him

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

finally watching Hannibal and all I'm saying is he wouldn't eat me, I'm built different, he would think I'm funny and cool and be my friend

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it's crazy how many people online are still in the like shocked Pikachu phase of this presidency "oh they can't do that! surely it'll get better! oh no this obvious bad thing happened!" can we stop acting like any of this is a surprise😭

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fought through an entire camp to duel the man who nearly killed me at the start of the game only to bonk him once on the head with a mace and he died instantly cause no helmet. I love KCD

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

peak shit posting occurs 20 minutes after taking the medication you forgot the last two days

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

2020s irl fem class options be like "choose the sanrio character you wish to be your spirit animal"

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

bruh I am BEGGING modern game devs to stop abusing my gpu ram, y'all are gonna start a ram cold war

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

we talk about bad endings but what about endings that are *too long*. like the epilogue is just so boring it takes you out of that mood of wanting to finish a story

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Blood Bowl is an elaborate game of deep strategy, then both teams run out of rerolls and it's two drunk ppl fighting

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

Hitchhiking to Thanksgiving and inviting the driver to dinner so instead of arguing about politics we can all just worry about being murdered

submitted 150 days ago • 13 comments

remembered Path of Exile 2 is very close and got excited, I totally forgot about it

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

the legal name change process truly would be incomplete without a passive aggressive county clerk getting upset you don't know the illogical workings of court processes

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

finally playing Disco Elysium

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

it wasn't enough my job fired me via cold call due to an anonymous complaint one day before the end of the month, they also sent me my w-2 to further insult me💀

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

if I were a toad id drink a red bull and fly up to god to croak in their ear

submitted 410 days ago • 0 comments

strangely gender affirming : boob sweat acne

submitted 426 days ago • 0 comments

the initial excitement for injecting hormones is past, now it's time to put it off cause needle is scawry

submitted 426 days ago • 0 comments

Warhammer dark elves go hard cause they understand women have the god given power of murder

submitted 464 days ago • 0 comments

I have survived 25 years and it's my second birthday 🎉🎉

submitted 468 days ago • 1 comment

the bigger my tits get the nicer people r to me

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puppygirls are like "this could fix me" and it's literally a veterinarian

submitted 628 days ago • 6 comments

this episode of drag race was painful

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

Firewatch is a cool $2 if you want a rly good chill story game, or if you've watched a playthrough good time to support

submitted 470 days ago • 0 comments

my city's subreddit has come together to collectively dunk on some woman mistreating her guinea pigs, maybe revolution is possible

submitted 478 days ago • 0 comments

i can't believe the women owned vegan wine place is transphobic (they ignored 2 of my applications)

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