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opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
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Eeekkk my prospector and princess tattoo!!

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

I kinda miss Zoom Zaturdays (drinking on zoom with my friends while furloughed)

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I finally got my fucking nurtec!!!!!! Jesus Christ Almighty

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Who thought living in 2025 would be googling why my cats water fountain won't stay charged right after googling if I can still replace my IUD without being a felon?

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Sorry y'all I only have YouTube music but just know I'm listening to Hot Mulligan and 100 gecs

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I don't think they realize how dangerous I am off my meds. Mostly to my own brain but I've been training to turn that chaos external. I WILL make your life a living hell without my Lexapro and Buspirone combo.

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Will I ever find a job that pays enough, I'm respected at AND has the hours I want? I think not ....

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Woke up with a cold and the weather is trash but remembered we still have Tikki Masala from Costco ❤️

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Just watched Rachel and Bachel play out YouTube (I'm a newer HMJer)

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A lady called the library last night to ask if she could hard boil then freeze 40 eggs....

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

In my book. Sorry if I scared anyone

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Out of context spoiler: the bear fucking died?!?!)!

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Working both jobs today 😞 pray for me

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I was supposed to WFH with my bestie today but I forgot my work computer at work 😔😔

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Lemon is not great at covering her poop with litter and Richard just said she's practicing for Reagan's grave 💀💀😂

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My hobbies include: weed, video games, sleeping and crochet. I'm simultaneously a teenager and a 90 year old.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I'm Amber and I brought blue raspberry Sour Patch Kids and when I was 12 my grandmother told me she hated me and I was uninvited to all family events and my dad STILL talks to her and hangs out with her and tells me I need to be the bigger person....

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I've entered my villain era (actually letting people take projects off my plate when they offer, then feeling guilty I did that)

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Due to vacay and someone quitting I'm doing the job of 2.5 people and I'm

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Starting a text to a friend " I want to talk shit...." And know they'll join in the shit talking 😺😺

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I wasn't gonna eat an edible today but a spaghetti jar fell out of the grocery bag and broke all over the driveway and now I just can't not indulge.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Got myself a new necklace

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I spent almost $50 at the candy store. I was literally like a kid ... In a ... Candy store....

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Cocaine and crabs. ❄️🦀

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The last twenty minutes of work has been me blowing up all the teams chats about Sims 2

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

"Why are we all queer and on antipsychotics?: The story of every work friend I've made at any job"

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My masc friend asked me to go see a movie with them next month for their work because they know I'll carry a purse large enough for all our snacks.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The office coordinator stocked the snacks this month and she got cherry slush Alanis. 😍😍

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Me, after any minor inconvenience: "I'm going to stimulate the local economy"

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

What is the tipping point? At what point do we just go balls to the wall?

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

When I'm depressed, my house gets messy. When I'm anxious, I throw everything I own out and panic clean. So like... When can I just be normal pleassssess

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Omg it's @halfmoonjoe.com birthday. Everyone remind him he's bald and we only watch streams for Piggie content (I'm kidding of course. You're a delight man!)

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I got a high five from the oral surgeon on how well my implant post is taking so like....

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

We officially booked it for just 8 days and 7 nights so girl math says I'm saving money.

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