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Unprofessional Theme Park Twitter Guy, who had a bit more professional theme park podcast called "Unbuilt"! he/him
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So in the Simpsons universe this has to be a viral clip, right? A little girl loudly breaking a little boy's heart on live television in the middle of a clown show's primetime anniversary special? Feels like something that would have multiple YouTube uploads with 20 million views

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@robyeodesign.com lookie lookie!

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Willing to bet good money this art for TDL changes by the time these things go into motion in the 2030s

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Well, I'm glad I hit up every single one of those rides in Tokyo before they go away. Y'all are going to mourn Aquatopia the most, aren't you? Western River Railroad is the biggest heartbreaker for me.

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Bsky peeps: is this Cinderella Castle?

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I sincerely wish for pain for this entire administration

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Aaaaand here comes the one who’s going to send the church back thirty years

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The Last of Us just pulled the band aid off… I mean obviously [REDACTED] appears in flashbacks as per the season preview but bold choice I’ll give them that

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Hooray my hot water heater went belly up this fine Easter Sunday

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Remember Horizons? It's back... in Star Wars form.

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One minute of Runaway Railway e-stop zen.

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Really? Then give me my taxes back, asshole

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I wonder how the Supreme Court feels about granting Donald Trump immunity for official acts now that one of those official acts is telling the Supreme Court to shove their ruling and fuck the fuck off.

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Time to get really bummed out

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Curious to see how TLOU s2 corresponds to the game but from the teaser it seems like it's re-arranging its flashback structure, perhaps as an entire episode. It's abundantly clear where it's ending, and it's kind of striking they seem to want to write Part 3 for themselves for a fourth season.

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The Lost World trying to recreate the wow scene with Vince Vaughn and Richard Schiff is so funny god this movie has absolutely zero rizz

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This is like when the Titanic bobbed up again before it sank

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You can't tell me this isn't a discarded Pixar Pier redo of Silly Symphony Swings

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Harding 🤝 Trump Corrupt af and never giving a fuck

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As a completely ignorant American, here are my guesses as to the areas in the new Universal U.K. theme park.

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Nobody asked but here are my Universal UK predictions. Ignore the expansion plots, inside jokes lol

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Found out right before getting my teeth worked on by the dentist that William Finn, composer of Falsettos, Spelling Bee and A New Brain has passed away. Probably my favorite musical theatre composer after Sondheim, now both gone. Very heartbroken. I'll miss his heartfelt, neurotic flavor.

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This is just sad. Religion will fuck up ppl

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