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My fiance is on an awkward first date with the guy who took us to the race track and I'm just sitting here internally laughing my ass off and thankful she's more introverted than me but also feels obligated to make small talk that I refuse to make.

I just remembered I've got my annual checkup Monday. I should probably start a GoFundMe like now.

THANKS Obama!

5 more minutes, Mommy.

Okay so joke's over and Silksong WAS announced today! In less than 5 seconds of gameplay footage. I used to think the longer it went unmentioned the funnier it got, but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while!

Hazy got shaved!

Apparently this is Stress Awareness Month, so everyone... Be aware of stress if you somehow aren't already, I guess?

Me: Don't worry, honey, I'll get dinner going! *Three hours later* My fiance: Why does it smell like fish and fire in here? Me playing fighting games ripped off my ass: A sole still burns!

new game dev workflow just dropped

#ChaosPit #SF #LGBT #R

This is the ugliest dog ever. April Fools, she's adorable! I got you!

Today I'm playing a game with my fiance where we go through headlines and guess if they're real or "pranks". We're about 50/50 so far.

My first official Bluesky post shall be my favorite picture of my new puppy Hazelnut!